Do you as I can only assume as an ignorant american, possess the skills to find your country on a map in under 5 seconds? Are you fat? Are your parents cousins? Or do you just like to watch TV and sleep with your sister?
This is what I can only assume that you do based on what I've been told.
Will strip for food
LOOKING FOR A PLACE TO STAY/ROOMATES IN CALGARY THIS SUMMER 2013! LEMME KNOW!
Yes we have hipsters, jocks (generally hockey players). It does indeed get warm here. In Ottawa its going up to like 21* C today. But no we dont have summer its always winter and here the snow dosent melt even when it gets above 30* C
I tail tapped a gaper who was standing on the knuckle yesterday. It was a nice firm smack right to the helmet, definitely the high point of my day.
3 dudes living together with a ferret...really hope I don't end up like that when I'm 30.
****List of Things i want****
Ill tell you what we don't have, westboro douchebags, mega obesity everywhere, a recession, shootings on the reg, and a war draining our country into a colossal debt. Oh, and my summer is usually about 4 and a half months, most days are around 86 degrees.
In Toronto we wear hula skirts and football shoulder pads in the summer, in winter it's the Canadian tradition to weave together an assortment of wigs and wear it as a cloak, It's called a 'Wiggoosh'. Native Canadians started these traditions millions of years ago and we like to keep true to them.
Are you planning on visiting? I may have an extra skirt laying around
newschool is a state of mind, not a style of skiing.
- hendrik. '05
In Okanagan it gets up to 30 C pretty regularly in the summer. Snows in the winter, best place to live I'd say. But on the west coast like Vancouver Island it just rains all year, only difference is the change in temperature between seasons. Fuck Victoria.
Actually, I do see people like this everyday. Not just fat, but fuckin massive like these folk^. As I said, I live in NB and we have one of the highest obesity rates. I also lived in BC for a while and I have definitely noticed people are thinner and generally more physically active out there.
Nop. That is quebec. You won't have a real poutine anywhere else. Don't assume poutine is canadian. There is NOWHERE in canada that makes good tasting poutine except quebec.
And to the person saying NB is the fattest. Well you pretty much have all the fay people there. So again. Stop assuming its fat everywhere else. Oh ill be right back looks like a moose is coming our way and we havent seen one for weeks. This mean food for us!