Children in public places, no matter the age. I'm talking restaurants, ski hills, airplanes, bathrooms, hell even just walking down the street. There should be a fucking behavioral test that the little fuckers have to pass before I'm forced to be around them. I hate children with a fiery burning passion and I'm never fucking having them.
Oh and don't get me started on little babies. Nasty pink agglomerations of shit, puke, more shit, and spit. But everyone is like "omg look at their cute chubby little fingers"
Bitch, why are you touching that? Do you have ANY idea where those fingers have been? I literally just saw that nasty little blob with its fingers so far up its nose and in its mouth. I swear to god, do they ever stop drooling? Ugh
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I ski for Sarah