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Lisence Test Tomorrow

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danbrown
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i take my drivers lisence test tomorrow...any pointers? besides the obvious-- don't speed, etc.
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Nov 17 2004 12:03PM
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SteveStepp
Posts: 9529 - Karma: 20,646
HAHA YEa!
i got my license just last month

just be sure to stop completely
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Nov 17 2004 12:11PM
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tandan83
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you're screwed. i failed my first time. it's really pretty easy though





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Nov 17 2004 12:15PM
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Ice-Is-Scary
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stop at signs that say 'stop' if you fail the test you REALLY shouldn't be driving


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Nov 17 2004 12:38PM
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manus
Posts: 1427 - Karma: 10
don't speed, seat belt on right away (before starting the car), adjust mirrors (if need be before starting the car), and don't panic. The driving test really isn't that bad.


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Nov 17 2004 12:38PM
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MARCHILLY
Posts: 227 - Karma: 16
you got it...drive super conservitve...like it were snowing or something.
Nov 17 2004 12:39PM
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skiman540
Posts: 543 - Karma: 12
When you go make sure your insurance card in your car is up to date and the registration too. Yea, i got screwed because my mom was retarted and never got a new insurance card.
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Nov 17 2004 12:39PM
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Posts: 3488 - Karma: 11
put your beer in the cupholder, they're real anal about it.

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Nov 17 2004 1:17PM
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if you fail your drivers test I don't think you should be able to drive until you're 40.

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Nov 17 2004 1:25PM
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hellmut
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if you see a yellow light, slam on the breaks because you will fail if you dont.
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Nov 17 2004 1:40PM
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Enthuzed
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dan you will have to be retarted to fail
or get more than 1 wrong on your written
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Nov 17 2004 3:41PM
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Ski-hobo
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relax. And try to get in some driving before hand.


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Nov 17 2004 3:42PM
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proZach
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dont screw up yellow lights. dont follow too close.
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Nov 17 2004 4:20PM
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SteveStepp
Posts: 9529 - Karma: 20,646
If it makes you feel better....

1. I failed twice
2. You DON'T have to wait 6 months if you fail 3 times
3. Listen to an AMAZING song before you go
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Nov 17 2004 4:57PM
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skogio3030
Posts: 215 - Karma: 10
54days till i take my test
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Nov 17 2004 5:25PM
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_alli_
Posts: 1792 - Karma: 34
be careful at uncontrolled intersections, make sure they see you slow down and look both ways before going through it, be causeful at yellow lights, dont follow too close, here they're really anal about stopping 1 car length behind at stop lights. and don't come inches from hitting people crossing the street, I know a guy who almost ran a girl over during his test, his excuse was that she was jaywalking, but I doubt that you're that retarded.


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Nov 17 2004 5:41PM
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alisly
Posts: 615 - Karma: 10
I take mine tomorrow too...I've already failed twice but thats because the first time there was a pedestrian walking waaaaay far ahead of the car, and i didn't have my foot covering the brake, so the guy failed me. And i failed the second time because i hit a pole doing parallel parking.
Nov 17 2004 5:44PM
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seanjohn
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drink before the test, you will feel more calmer
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Nov 17 2004 5:47PM
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NBCskier
Posts: 3877 - Karma: -289
if you have train track besure to look both ways while going over them. If you go over them twice do it again
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Nov 17 2004 5:48PM
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Sashac
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yeah get totally ripped before you take the test, it will mellow you out sooo much.

take a couple hits of acid too


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Nov 17 2004 5:49PM
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eheath
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dude its so easy dont sweat it, just remember to signal into parellel park and out, i forgot out, and look 3 times at an intersection, other than that its almost impossible to fail unless u speed or hit a car
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Nov 17 2004 10:44PM
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Schoening
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i just finished my last class of drivers ed tonight




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Nov 17 2004 10:45PM
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guddgulf17
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just relax, and glance through the manual they might have given you with the state laws on driving. pay attention to the distances, like how far brake lights have to be seen at, they really like that for some reason
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Nov 17 2004 11:01PM
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SchweitzerSki
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make sure they see you looking. i got marked down a point because the fat bastard didn't see me turning my head to re-enter traffic
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Nov 17 2004 11:03PM
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bahaha nice sig^
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Nov 17 2004 11:20PM
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SchweitzerSki
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thank you
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Nov 17 2004 11:23PM
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ahhh badindy
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Nov 17 2004 11:26PM
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Jaskittin
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Yeah, don't think anything is going overboard, because the driving people are bitches that don't think kids should be on the road anyways. Just remember what u learned in DE and just go like 5 mph under the speed limit.





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Nov 17 2004 11:27PM
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Doghouse
Posts: 1473 - Karma: 21
oh yeah dude, make sure to fully click the turn signal the entire way down, instead of just pressing it halfway when changing lanes you know? this guy almost failed me because he said i didnt signal to change lanes when in fact i just pressed it halfway down and didnt click it the entire fucking way.



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Nov 17 2004 11:41PM
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Jib_This
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I know a guy who failed his test 9 times. He was drunk at least 6 of those times, so really, he only failed 3 times. But whatever, just don't go drunk and you shouldn't have a problem.




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Nov 18 2004 1:05AM
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davidh
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I get to take the test with a friend's dad, so I'm stoked. Plus, he was my 'driving instructor' but all I really did was drive my truck about two hours so he could pick up a new refrigerator at sears, while giving me helpful pointers. It was a stick, and he was really nervous about it, even tho I'd been driving for like 2 months. He was like 'damn, I cant even drive a stick' and I was like 'haha, you're a bitch'
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Nov 18 2004 1:26AM
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brouhaha8
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you have to signal before you turn into a parking space...




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Nov 18 2004 2:26AM
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jack_tha_ripper
Posts: 2057 - Karma: 11
go as fast as u can and dont use ur indicators at all, neva use a seatbelt and fuck the brake lites b4 the test
also smoke weed while u drive and tell lots of pplz to ring u on ur phone, ANSWER ALL YOUR CALLS
also do realy disgusting things while your instructer is lookin
if u do all dat shit u will pass, easy
Nov 18 2004 3:09AM
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lineskier10
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my instructor was so chill so i passed easily, but it really wasnt that hard at all
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Nov 18 2004 7:09AM
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proZach
Posts: 7163 - Karma: 917
we dont have to parallel park, just back in like 2x.
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Nov 18 2004 8:16AM
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danbrown
Posts: 11932 - Karma: 21,775
back in once, get three tries to do it
-Dan
Nov 18 2004 8:19AM
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danbrown
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i passed, it was fucken easy.
-Dan
Nov 18 2004 1:29PM
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action_shot
Posts: 1646 - Karma: 97
have you hands at 10 and 2 or whatever is required in your neck of the woods, when i take my driving teset that is whats going to fail me because i usually drive with one hand
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