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Riddle me that
So, I'm a janitor at a school. I was in the middle of cleaning one of the bathrooms, so I blocked off the entrance. As I finished cleaning one of the stalls, I realized I had to shit, so I did my business, flushed the toilet and moved on to the urinals. At that point, I realized that someone had ignored the 'closed for cleaning' sign and made their way into the bathroom. Being on a strict schedule, I had to clean the urinals as quick as I could, regardless if someone else was using the adjacent one. As I approached the urinal, I noticed the man was wanking off into the urinal. Startled at what I had just seen, I stopped dead in my tracks and stared directly at the wall until he finished onto the leg of my pants.
So my question, NS, is what in the actual fuck?
If you're scared, go to church.
I don't call it "skiing" anymore. I call it "training for the Olympics".
PENN JILLETTE 2016
newschool is a state of mind, not a style of skiing.
- hendrik. '05
The reason so many people find it so hard to be happy
is that they will always see the past better than it was,
the present worse than it is, and the future
less resolved than it will be.
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