Animals that make you say WTF

WaffleMaster

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Where do you live? I might be stupid but I thought those were only in like, Australia.....

Apr 14 2013 7:21PM

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Spinoza

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If you look past your usual take-for-granted attitude about animals, they're all pretty fucked up. Like dinosaurs get so much cred for being awesome (which they are), But there are so many badass animals still in existence

Apr 14 2013 7:22PM

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snowfinder

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I dont know where to begin....

Apr 14 2013 7:23PM

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CluckaChuck

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Insane

I bursted out laughing so hard at this

Apr 14 2013 7:23PM

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FreeskiThe603

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Insane

Apr 14 2013 7:32PM

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E__

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Apr 14 2013 7:34PM

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snowfinder

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the shaved bear, that thing gave me nightmares first time i saw it.

Apr 14 2013 7:37PM

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feihlination

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no, they originally lived in great britain and were brought to australia to feed the prisoners

Apr 14 2013 7:37PM

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2_fadez

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the fact they can change their own appearance and color just to blend in with their surrounding environment is really awesome. one of natures best creations.

and idk if these count or not, but they are incredible

Apr 14 2013 7:41PM

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Jane6

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inb4 that gross toad that lay it eggs in its back.

Apr 14 2013 7:41PM

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feihlination

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according to wiki, camouflage is not the main reason for the switching colors

Apr 14 2013 7:45PM

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act.resist

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lemurs freak me out because they walk sideways and have weird eyes and little hands. They're also our closest ancestor, if one single primate didnt stay on the mainland we wouldn't exist.

Apr 14 2013 7:45PM

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profa_212

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^pretty sure bonobos are the closest to humans.....still, lemurs are freakin awesome!

Apr 14 2013 7:49PM

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edai

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Butterwhore, what are you talking about?

Apr 14 2013 7:50PM

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act.resist

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they dont walk one foot in front of the other. they hop along sideways.

skip to 2:50

@Profahoben_212 you're correct, but the lemur was split from the group at one point when they rafted to madagascar where they evolved into what they are today due to isolation.

Apr 14 2013 8:01PM

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_Garagely_

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The Mantis Shrimp

Apr 14 2013 8:05PM

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nagger

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bonobos are also the only other animal that has oral and anal sex for pleasure

Apr 14 2013 8:13PM

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Dingo69

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Great post

Apr 14 2013 8:18PM

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715.

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these things are sweet as hell

Apr 14 2013 9:44PM

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Anathema

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Apr 14 2013 9:55PM

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grapejuice3000+

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[IMG]aktifmag.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/Owl6.jpg[/IMG]

Apr 14 2013 10:02PM

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CheddarJack

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I never knew that. That's so cool. After watching that I just want to go meet some and teach them how to walk cuz it just seems like they totally could.

Apr 14 2013 10:04PM

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ROBOT

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It seems like this is now the 'animal appreciation thread'

Apr 14 2013 10:04PM

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Forcillo

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Fuckin Earthworms man. Holy fuck that shit is terrifying.

Apr 14 2013 10:04PM

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NinetyFour

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The echidna. Sure they look cute but they have this terrifying four headed penis. Search that shit up at your own risk.

Apr 14 2013 10:06PM

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Jeebus.

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Waffles

Apr 14 2013 10:06PM

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Shredsterr

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Apr 14 2013 10:14PM

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Shredsterr

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These are sea slugs that float upside down. I don't know why, evolution's fucking crazy sometimes I guess. They can ingest venom from their prey and use it as their own. And they look like little adorable blue cyclopses which is fucking awesome.

Apr 14 2013 10:18PM

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.Hugo.

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The world would be a better place if we were more like the bonobos. Instead of fighting they just have sex. No matter what, male on male, female on female, male on female. It's also how they say hello, and meet friends. They basically use sex for everything.

Apr 14 2013 10:26PM

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CheddarJack

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They are also known to fence with their penises for fun

Apr 14 2013 10:30PM

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J-C

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These things are badass they look like real life pokemon

Apr 14 2013 10:30PM

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.Hugo.

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That's what I meant with the male on male but ya its pretty funny haha. I had to do research on them for a class this semester and it was pretty interesting.

Apr 14 2013 10:32PM

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DGski

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Two words : THE OCEAN That whit is terrifying, thinks about all the things that might be living down there and the stuff we don't know

Apr 14 2013 10:57PM

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SamMcChesney

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this. don't get me wrong, I love skimboarding, body surfing and snorkeling but when I can't see what's below me I get freaked the fuck out.

Apr 14 2013 11:17PM

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buttrapinpirate

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I'd laugh so hard if this were real.

Apr 14 2013 11:25PM

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Kooky_Lukey

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What i think of whenever someone says evolution in this thread.

Apr 14 2013 11:33PM

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mattytru

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albino alligators

Apr 14 2013 11:36PM

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Apr 14 2013 11:41PM

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FullStack

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Fish with a penis on it's head. no joke look it up.

Apr 14 2013 11:53PM

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Bonzalo

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Oh my god, burst out laughing, thank you very much you made my day.

Apr 14 2013 11:54PM

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stupendous-man

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fuckin water bears

Apr 14 2013 11:55PM

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.Hugo.

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Unreal what they can survive, truly are probably the most mind blowing animal on this planet

Apr 15 2013 12:05AM

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act.resist

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this mother fucker is a giant water bug of the lethocerus category

they're called toe biters

because if you wade in ponds without shoes on, they'll gnaw your toes off

WHY IS THIS CHICK HOLDING ONE BY HER FACE OMG

Apr 15 2013 12:47AM

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Obi-Wan-Jenobi

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sea cukes! When predators grab em they poo out all the internal organs they dont need and the predator eats those organs and let em go. Thats like me scarying the colon out of you what!

Apr 15 2013 12:48AM

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Obi-Wan-Jenobi

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