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Black Steve..... Hurt!

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404404
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Back Steves chronic condition of being AM has lead to a secondary injury while performing a switch 900 at Park City today. The details aren't all in yet but I saw him holding his bloody hand, and then he skied to Ski Patrol. Moments later I was skiing with John Kutcher (not related to Ashton Kutcher) and he was summoned to Ski Patrol to aid Steve. Soon after Steve was loaded into a meat wagon and sent off to the death hotel in Park City.

If we can all pry to his, or her God maybe Steve wont die.
Apr 12 2013 4:58PM
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404404
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I have been studying Steve illness and have come to the conclusion that if his edges are that sharp he might not be AM. AM's have dull edges from using skis all season. Pros use a pair of skis a day and then toss them so they always have sharp edges.

Not only that but he posted a picture on Istagram about the injury right after it happened, and that is something that a pro might do to help boost likes.

Apr 13 2013 12:36PM
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skiierman
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He's an amateur in denial... or I should say he was in denial because he's dead now.

It's all kind of, sort of, slightly tragic...
Apr 13 2013 12:46PM
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SteveStepp
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Well guys, I really fooked up. Never ski without gloves. Although this proves that i actually got the grab... maybe theres hope for an Am like me...
Apr 13 2013 12:50PM
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eheath
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I love the positive attitude Steve! Keep it up and you'll be this illness
Apr 13 2013 12:52PM
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NinetyFour
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Will we still see you at e west coast session?
Apr 13 2013 12:54PM
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Plankton
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well i guess i need to change back my signature..
Apr 13 2013 1:07PM
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207
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#cutforsteve
Apr 13 2013 1:10PM
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hippy.
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Apr 13 2013 1:15PM
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Skibumsmith
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your hands are obviously too soft. you gotta build up them calluses before you can grab mute.
Apr 13 2013 2:23PM
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qeefmasterflex
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Steve was reincarnated to go for the dub but stupid water soaked his gloves. He was scared it would seep into his blood stream so he went gloveless.
Apr 13 2013 2:34PM
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crab_pretzel
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this looks shopped. i can tell from the pixels
Apr 13 2013 3:10PM
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One.2
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From Steves FB pageClick for larger imageClick for larger image
Apr 13 2013 3:55PM
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KRAMPUSNTROLLZ
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It's called sarcasm...
Apr 13 2013 4:12PM
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Peter.
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#prayforsteve
Apr 13 2013 5:15PM
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.frenchy
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RIP
Apr 13 2013 5:54PM
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Royal-bamboo
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Ski in peace Steve. When and where is his funeral.
Apr 13 2013 5:58PM
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Kratotalaga
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kratom care package?
Apr 13 2013 6:30PM
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Mr.Bishop
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Might be my favorite thread of all time.
Apr 13 2013 7:28PM
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CrotchKiller
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hahaha yes
Apr 13 2013 7:28PM
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openmindportrait
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Steve's an idiot and clearly should quit skiing... And now he has a substance abuse problem with water... Steve, look at the shithole position you put yourself in...
Apr 13 2013 7:55PM
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YouAllSuck
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You took it a bit to far there buddy
Apr 13 2013 8:06PM
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crab_pretzel
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we were all thinkin it...
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Apr 13 2013 8:08PM
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Jewschoolers
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or not far enough...
Apr 13 2013 8:09PM
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TOAST.
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Apr 13 2013 8:14PM
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SEEL
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yo how can this be, steve died in 95' from h2o overdose
Apr 13 2013 8:15PM
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Hatsnballs
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Black Steve ain't mad
Apr 13 2013 8:30PM
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DaffyDaDak
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I heard h20 withdrawal makes your skin mild limp and tender, steve it was your fault your in this predicament
Apr 13 2013 8:57PM
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Daph
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poor thing, how will he fap? I suppose I could help
Apr 13 2013 9:03PM
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Mr.Bishop
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Yep.

Peed.
Apr 13 2013 9:18PM
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snowfinder
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i broke both my hands i could use one. typing with my feet btw.
Apr 13 2013 9:18PM
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Zhik
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did not expect a grab
didnt wear gloves
grabbed
death
Apr 13 2013 10:35PM
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Saga.
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Just give this one a quick photoshop with steves face and I think you may win the internet.
Apr 13 2013 10:54PM
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TimRiley
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Razor grabs are so hot

Apr 13 2013 11:03PM
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hippy.
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Apr 13 2013 11:15PM
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Tortid
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My god hes done it. He won the internet!
Apr 13 2013 11:32PM
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hippy.
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Tell me I won the internet!
Apr 13 2013 11:33PM
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Mr.Bishop
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Yep - you sir just won the internet.

Al Gore is on his way to deliver a Llama.
Apr 13 2013 11:41PM
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DGski
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all jokes aside.. this must have hurt like a bitch
Apr 13 2013 11:48PM
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Saga.
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Pain is just weakness leaving the body.
Apr 14 2013 12:02AM
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Troy.
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#funfact andy parry is 26
Apr 14 2013 1:06AM
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GANDALF
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almost spit gardettos everywhere
Apr 14 2013 1:21AM
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_Will_
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I don't understand any of the jokes
Apr 14 2013 2:12AM
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SwagasaurusRex
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Well at least he didn't grab octo...
Apr 14 2013 2:23AM
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Phil-X-
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Apr 14 2013 2:38AM
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Hatsnballs
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like the green goblin could ever grab octo hahaha
Apr 14 2013 4:08AM
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sNaubi
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Apr 14 2013 5:25AM
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Bateman
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hey i don't get to use this often, so when i can i will.
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Apr 14 2013 6:07AM
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VD.
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YES!
Apr 14 2013 6:27AM
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