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i was in a tripled double (dorm) freshman year
Roommate 1. Ghana born devoute christian, extremely nice-- but like a priest
he would use my shit w/o asking------ clothes, shoes, food
a) wrecked 2 new pairs of jordans in mud
b) tried jumping in front of a car for attention then told CAMPO to come up into our dorm at 3am and talk.
They see my $200+ double perc ROOR and take it HE DOESNT CARE
c) Would always study until 6am then slam the door and make so much noise everytime he came in.
d) would get so mad that my bong ripping self would do 2x better than him on every test
e) He was a virgin by choice (every girl throws themselves at him)
but would have ugly black chicks to come over and be in the friend zone and be incredibly rude.
f) walked around naked 24-7 puting lotion on his body
super cocky political science major: has meet and talked with 3 presidents like 8 times
a) would be loud as he could to get me caught smoking buds
b) would make the biggest messes
ME AS A ROOMMATE:
i was on top bunk and always pushed naked sweaty girls off the bunk and fall onto roommate below
he got crotch to the face once, i heard the wet wet and saw him run to wash off
literally did nothing but Smoke my bongs in that closet of a room
few rugby players went to our schools 24-7 Cafeteria after long day--night binge
My buddy waiting in line behind some Campos getting coffee
Pulls down pants and pisses on the display case.
Moral of the story
theres certain people you cant live with, even best bros
at the time i HATED THOSE FUCKERS
but now that we dont share a closet dorm room,, they are chill guys:
take a tab then going to Marketing 433
I AM THE WORST ROOMMATE NS