A dull pencil and a pencil sharpener are hanging out. The pencil wants to get sharpened, but the pencil sharpener keeps doing other things. Finally, the pencil yells "Quit screwing around, let's get to the point!"
"Now there are skiers and then there are gymnasts with skis on their feet." - Tom Warnick. The most interesting man in the world. Stay thirsty, my friends.
"Sadly, our sport is a million sheep with only a few shepherds" - Leigh Powis.
"She got a big booty so I call her Big Booty" - 2 Chainz
"Nothing in all the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity." - Martin Luther King, Jr.
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