The other night I was chillin with my buds, and roastin a bowl. We were all trippin on some psilocybin, and discussing the awe of existance at a smoke spot near our university. The bowl was cashed out, and we all started walking back to campus. Soon, we were at the trail entrance and the university police ordered us out of the woods. They accuse us of consuming weed, and procede to line us up and pat our persons down. ( This is the part that is relevent to the title) One cop pats me down and goes right over my stash, she couldn't feel it. If it hadn't have been for the anomie jacket design, I would have gotten a p.o.d.d and tons of fines. Shout out, thanks guys!!!
Same exact thing happened to me once when I tried to put two gallon containers of milk into the fridge at the same time. Projectile vomit everywhere the minute I lifted them off the counter...- El.Gato
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They said we were in a known drug area, and were trespassing on private land. Guess the owners of the shack got irritated with people smoking. Wish I could have run, but I broke my patella, and at the time was wearing a knee brace.
How the fuck didn't they feel the bowl in the patdown. And as you were being told to come out of the woods, drop your shit. If your with a bunch of friends they can't watch all of you at once. If they go back to look they can't put whatever you dropped on you unless they saw you drop it. Any semi-decent cop is going to find drugs/bowl in a patdown unless its a really small bag, or its by your balls or buttcrack
Dude I've peeled more thongs out of asscracks than you've probably jerked off in your lifetime. This is complete bullshit, stop spreading horrible granny panty propaganda already, you're making yourself look like a goddam vagina gaper - Huck_Norris