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Steve Stepp needs YOUR help

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jKutcher
Posts: 3936 - Karma: 4,260
I am currently out in Colorado with Steve and we are trying to do some filming for the next Trollin' episode. We have recently learned that Steve has come down with a serious illness. We need you tips and ideas to help Steve make it to the Pro status he has always dreamed of. Send your ideas to the Saga phone at +1 (801) 441-8063 or post in this thread. We will be shredding around Breck and Key the next few days so if you happen to see us come say hi and wish Steve the best. Thanks guys!
Apr 3 2013 6:31PM
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p-fo
Posts: 9372 - Karma: 6,155
Probably needs to drink less water.
Apr 3 2013 6:35PM
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ILLinoisance
Posts: 3527 - Karma: 5,398
inb4 future spins or monster
Apr 3 2013 6:35PM
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sNaubi
Posts: 1633 - Karma: 2,357
Lapdances
Apr 3 2013 6:36PM
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90053
Posts: 2565 - Karma: 3,728
sex tape
Apr 3 2013 6:36PM
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last_tango
Posts: 2635 - Karma: 2,665
He needs more kratom
Apr 3 2013 6:37PM
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Aiur
Posts: 267 - Karma: 1,938
Wonka sponsorship.
Apr 3 2013 6:37PM
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JWeinstock
Posts: 3439 - Karma: 1,352
but i thought he filmed it himself with stept productions?
Apr 3 2013 6:38PM
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J-C
Posts: 1138 - Karma: 3,683
make him an x games announcer http://www.ipetitions.com/petition/stevestepp2014/signatures
Apr 3 2013 6:38PM
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ForeverYung
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Apr 3 2013 6:38PM
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Jwenz
Posts: 8893 - Karma: 7,633
#rachets boost confidence
Apr 3 2013 6:44PM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
His illness is that he's dead weight. I know someone who has a serious case of this disorder and trust me, this remedy works. To treat dead weight you have to take 23 Ambien, washing it down with two cups of bleach. To make sure that everything is working, take a 2 liter sample of blood to test and see if the cure is being evenly distributed to the brainal cavity.

Have fun at Orage Masters!
Apr 3 2013 6:45PM
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keimel
Posts: 1231 - Karma: 2,250
Steve wants to go Pro........
he just needs to take hisown advice "know your not going to make it,and use that to your advantage"
Apr 3 2013 6:49PM
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Juicy-J
Posts: 1900 - Karma: 1,764
mack on some ratchets / interview randoms
Apr 3 2013 6:50PM
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SKIU4EA
Posts: 2387 - Karma: 2,072
give these a shot

-- Forgetting to properly afterbang is grounds for dismissal and escort out of the park

-- Extreme Heavy head to the 3rd degree where your helmet falls off is boss

-- Gap completely over any feature. Other skiers will be speechless cuz it shows that the feature is simply not worth your time

-- When you drop into a hit be sure to tweak 1 of your poles way up behind your back on the in-run to signify you're about to send it like a G. (This is required on all hand drags)

-- Do 1 footed slides all the way to pro status
Apr 3 2013 7:02PM
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jrl
Posts: 1227 - Karma: 1,239
He must win Stept's Skate On Snow to become pro
Apr 3 2013 7:03PM
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SpliffyJ
Posts: 778 - Karma: 565
It's hard to become a pro if you suck at skiing. - ZR-Johnson
Apr 3 2013 7:07PM
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BMillerrr
Posts: 191 - Karma: 300
Troll Competition skiiers and big endorsement skiiers (sellouts) for example bobby brown and hate to say it but todd walunts! game on
Apr 3 2013 7:11PM
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eheath
Posts: 61100 - Karma: 118,256
It's been such a sad day since the doctors informed steve of his illness, I hope he gets better soon, he might never get over it
Apr 3 2013 7:35PM
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_Garagely_
Posts: 1938 - Karma: 3,198
Word is out that he just died. RIP 1998-1995
Apr 3 2013 7:42PM
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BWalmer
Posts: 9141 - Karma: 12,883
He clearly needs more Mahalo, stat!
Apr 3 2013 7:48PM
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*TURBONERD*
Posts: 15078 - Karma: 9,136
Give him a shitload of Viagra, and see if he can do butters on his erection.
Apr 3 2013 7:55PM
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TimRiley
Posts: 1873 - Karma: 1,327

Maybe Black Steve should quit bleaching his skin.

Apr 3 2013 8:04PM
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RudyGarmisch
Posts: 25443 - Karma: 13,844
A half cup of Silver Bill's Garbanero Tongue-Twister Hot Sauce is rumored to be capable of reviving a horse that's been dead less than an hour.

Ingredients

1 quart peeled garlic cloves
6 to 12 bright red habanero peppers
2 6-ounce bottles Goya Louisiana Hot Sauce
1 tablespoon seasoned salt
1 tablespoon freshly ground black pepper
Directions

Snip the cluster end off each garlic clove. Remove seeds from the habanero peppers. Use at least 6 habaneros or more, depending upon their size and the maker's taste and/or threshold of pain.

Combine all ingredients and liquefy in a blender. For a thinner sauce, add more Goya Hot Sauce.
Apr 3 2013 8:57PM
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SpliffyJ
Posts: 778 - Karma: 565
I'eve been hearing something called "Methamphetamine" really helps your skiing ability. Might just be a rumor, but you never know, that could be what everyone else is doing that Steve needs to do to step up to that next level in skiing.
Apr 3 2013 9:07PM
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hippy.
Posts: 3106 - Karma: 14,356
I called and the Saga team is so dope got to talk with them and personally talked with Steve and he said he will wear crocs in his next video!! So sick!!!
Apr 3 2013 9:33PM
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THURSTY
Posts: 393 - Karma: 174
huck an absalutely gross edit with no grab , host a steve step invatational and go to the lympics
Apr 3 2013 10:22PM
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OGHolliday
Posts: 2390 - Karma: 2,430
Spins with grabs niggaaa that's that shit i dont like
Apr 3 2013 10:38PM
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FLBP
Posts: 1794 - Karma: 310
A little date rape would work wonders for willy wonka.
Apr 3 2013 10:41PM
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Saga.
Posts: 3812 - Karma: 45,323
There's no hope, just give up. Some people just weren't cut out for professional skiing.
Apr 3 2013 11:44PM
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*ninja*
Posts: 2108 - Karma: 1,143
Aids
Apr 3 2013 11:46PM
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Ben_Mo-Fat
Posts: 328 - Karma: 793
rock a T that ends above your belly button >>> Get paid
Apr 3 2013 11:56PM
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TannerBalls
Posts: 3197 - Karma: 1,310
https://www.newschoolers.com/memberphoto/622620.0/hall?s=8739&o=8
Apr 4 2013 12:43AM
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OldDirtyPete
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I attribute my first cork 5 attempt to that particular beverage
Apr 4 2013 8:27AM
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first_rodeo
Posts: 2383 - Karma: 7,764

Green Goblin

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Apr 4 2013 7:17PM
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-emile-
Posts: 6610 - Karma: 8,583
he has a serious case of being a pussy.
he needs to get on that monster diet.
Apr 4 2013 7:33PM
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petro
Posts: 657 - Karma: 456
steve has lupus.
Apr 4 2013 7:53PM
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NinetyFour
Posts: 8650 - Karma: 13,409
Steve buddy. It's time for an intervention. Don't worry though. Your surrounded by friends and family with letters of love. They all want you to get better, and get over your illness. Would someone care to read their letter first?
Apr 4 2013 8:32PM
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THEDICKBUTCHER
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Apr 4 2013 9:02PM
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coldcuts69
Posts: 3718 - Karma: 1,890
tickle him periodically and feed him plenty of goose and turtle meat.
Apr 4 2013 10:23PM
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Grilledsteeze212
Posts: 211 - Karma: 137
If he wants to go pro he is going to have to have dope segments in this years stept and splice movies.
Apr 4 2013 11:01PM
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jhackbeez
Posts: 2136 - Karma: 258
Midol and a tampon
Apr 4 2013 11:17PM
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njhoodrat
Posts: 80 - Karma: 18
Throw some dope ass dubs and make a commercial to show everyone monster does make you good at skiing believe bro believe you got it
Apr 4 2013 11:50PM
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-steezeskeeze-
Posts: 66 - Karma: -9
get tumblr famous and stop associating yourself with basic bitches

✌ #mahalo
Apr 5 2013 12:32AM
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MEOWMIXXX
Posts: 546 - Karma: 2,529
I'll never forget the day the doctors diagnosed me as being a "massive pussy." Now I'm not one for all this medical mumbo-jumbo but I knew it couldn't be good... When I asked my doctor if id ever be able to ski again he said yes, but my condition would be extremely debilitating and I'd have to ski off the side of rails and jump take offs without actually hitting them. Living with my condition has been challenging but with the support of my family and friends I have found the motivation to seek others like me.
Apr 5 2013 12:42AM
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gravel
Posts: 5479 - Karma: 41,493
Wear mukluks
Apr 5 2013 12:42AM
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closeyetfar11
Posts: 387 - Karma: 1,079
Huff Jenkem.
Instagram more.
Land tech-nine more.
double chads.
Apr 5 2013 2:02AM
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DaneKirk
Posts: 366 - Karma: 2,054

Drink bleach.

It will clean your vital organs and allow you to perform at your peak 24/7.

Apr 5 2013 4:08AM
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Julian.F
Posts: 2738 - Karma: 1,280
exactly what hes doing now
Apr 5 2013 10:46AM
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