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Wampire
Posts: 1217 - Karma: 4,684
The title says it all
Apr 3 2013 10:34AM
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*Nickdel*
Posts: 2258 - Karma: 868
Whats the weirdest thing about you? Works surprisingly more often than not
Apr 3 2013 10:37AM
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iFlip
Posts: 4541 - Karma: 19,088
"Hey, do you repost around here often?"
Apr 3 2013 10:38AM
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JzD.
Posts: 1615 - Karma: 153
Hi I'm Dave, get in my fucking car or else
Apr 3 2013 10:38AM
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Wampire
Posts: 1217 - Karma: 4,684
oooo that's a good one
Apr 3 2013 11:00AM
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vincentlee223
Posts: 1571 - Karma: 382
Gurlll are you from Iraq?

Cause you better Baghdad ass up!
Apr 3 2013 11:08AM
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ILLinoisance
Posts: 3527 - Karma: 5,398
Guy: Got a little Irish in you?

Girl: No.

Guy: Want some?
Apr 3 2013 11:31AM
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Huck_Norris
Posts: 11487 - Karma: 18,627
Does this rag smell like chloroform to you? 
Apr 3 2013 11:33AM
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johnnyBuz
Posts: 1438 - Karma: 1,270
You wanna get out of here?
Apr 3 2013 11:35AM
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.AR6rider.
Posts: 15976 - Karma: 8,799

Yo gurrrllll, I'm gonna Ram the F-150 out of you later. Don't worry, I'll Dodge your father on the way out.


...What do you mean I can't afFord it?

Apr 3 2013 11:36AM
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Huck_Norris
Posts: 11487 - Karma: 18,627
inb4 cummings haha
Apr 3 2013 11:41AM
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-benedetto
Posts: 5238 - Karma: 1,359
Made me chuckle

Hey, how are things
Apr 3 2013 11:41AM
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gotti
Posts: 4269 - Karma: 4,548
What has as 127 teeth and hides a large serpent? My zipper
Apr 3 2013 11:43AM
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.AR6rider.
Posts: 15976 - Karma: 8,799
That happens after the PowerStroke.
Apr 3 2013 11:43AM
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Huck_Norris
Posts: 11487 - Karma: 18,627
Somewhere there's a "sucksqueezebangblow" joke floating around in that sea of puns haha
Apr 3 2013 11:44AM
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stizzle
Posts: 371 - Karma: 623
You look sick. I think you could use an injection of vitamin me.
Apr 3 2013 11:45AM
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MEDSKI.XXX
Posts: 312 - Karma: 403
Ayyy gurl are you a beaver? Cause dam!!
Apr 3 2013 11:47AM
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ILLinoisance
Posts: 3527 - Karma: 5,398
and re-a-Ranger vagina?
Apr 3 2013 11:47AM
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.AR6rider.
Posts: 15976 - Karma: 8,799
Last time I tried to plow I accidentally ended up blowing a tranny.
Apr 3 2013 11:50AM
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ILLinoisance
Posts: 3527 - Karma: 5,398
Shoulda dipped your dipstick in the hole and checked the fluids before going at it....
Apr 3 2013 11:52AM
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SwaggerAsFucc
Posts: 353 - Karma: 13
I Got Hella Swag and You Bout To Be Bagged
Apr 3 2013 11:53AM
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.AR6rider.
Posts: 15976 - Karma: 8,799
Well, I guess that's what I deserve for hanging out with drag strippers.
Apr 3 2013 11:54AM
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Huck_Norris
Posts: 11487 - Karma: 18,627
sigworthy
Apr 3 2013 11:59AM
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Deluge
Posts: 4398 - Karma: 767
Why did I laugh so hard at that hahahaha
Apr 3 2013 12:01PM
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ILLinoisance
Posts: 3527 - Karma: 5,398
Yeah, and I'd be willing to bet that isn't the first time you tried to blower.
Apr 3 2013 12:01PM
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.AR6rider.
Posts: 15976 - Karma: 8,799
That's one haul of an assumption you're making. All I did was tell her I wanted to take her for a ride in my flatbed. I never imagined I'd be sucking on her tows an hour later. By the end of the night, I had to wiper fluid from every object in the room, but it was worth it.
Apr 3 2013 12:05PM
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ILLinoisance
Posts: 3527 - Karma: 5,398
Cap it, buddy. You knew you wanted her pushrod in your can the minute you laid eyes on her.
Apr 3 2013 12:09PM
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ILLinoisance
Posts: 3527 - Karma: 5,398
I bet you got really exhausted from sucking on that chick's piston all night, especially when she started leaking gas fumes all over your bed.
Apr 3 2013 12:11PM
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.AR6rider.
Posts: 15976 - Karma: 8,799
To be honest, when I asked if she wanted header something else, I was hoping she just wanted me to injector. It really took me by surprise when she pumped me from behind. I felt immediate danger to my manifold and ran away before she fried my piston ring. I said, "baby, it don't matter if it's an inch or a mile," that stickshift isn't getting anywhere near my tailpipe.
Apr 3 2013 12:24PM
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ILLinoisance
Posts: 3527 - Karma: 5,398
Did she ask you to cummin your hair, or did she just do it? I bet you were thrilled when, at first, you were expecting a tight pink slip, but then came to the realization that the only entrance was through a dirty set of mud flaps.
Apr 3 2013 12:36PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
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Hahahaha this is gold.
Apr 3 2013 12:37PM
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ILLinoisance
Posts: 3527 - Karma: 5,398
By the way, I didn't know a dude like you offered services like rim jobs, when your main area of expertise seemed to be in mounting trannies. I'll make note of that next time I go to my guy to get my fluids changed.
Apr 3 2013 12:46PM
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.AR6rider.
Posts: 15976 - Karma: 8,799
Thankfully, it was a misfire.
Apr 3 2013 12:46PM
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ILLinoisance
Posts: 3527 - Karma: 5,398
Was jack stand-ing there the whole time this chick was jacking you off?
Apr 3 2013 12:49PM
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Good_Deed
Posts: 1260 - Karma: 1,321
whats the dif between jam and jelly?

I cant jelly my cock down your throat.
Apr 3 2013 12:50PM
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ILLinoisance
Posts: 3527 - Karma: 5,398
She should probably work on her timing. Was she using a chain or a belt?
Apr 3 2013 12:56PM
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Jane6
Posts: 5359 - Karma: 4,505
damn girl are you my appendix because I don’t understand how you work but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out
Oct 30 2013 12:13PM
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theBearJew
Posts: 10951 - Karma: 15,633
This is heavy.
Oct 30 2013 12:22PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51252 - Karma: 157,272
Nice bump, but is that a genital wart?
Oct 30 2013 12:22PM
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Jane6
Posts: 5359 - Karma: 4,505
Damn boy are you a pizza at a chinese buffet because I'm not feeling it right now but I see you over there doing you and I respect that
Oct 30 2013 12:33PM
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Mag
Posts: 8155 - Karma: 14,809
You are the MGMT of pickup lines
Oct 30 2013 12:38PM
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Huck_Norris
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This is so fucking awesome haha
Oct 30 2013 12:38PM
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theabortionator
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Oct 30 2013 12:39PM
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yuck
Posts: 8384 - Karma: 2,090
damn girl you must be my appendix because I dont understand how you work but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out

damn girl you must be my appendix because I don't know why I need you but it would be painful to lose you

damn girl, I must be your appendix because I am about to burst inside you



yeah girls love appendix lines.
Oct 30 2013 12:57PM
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yuck
Posts: 8384 - Karma: 2,090
woops didnt see this. my bad. we must frequent the same internet communities....
Oct 30 2013 1:00PM
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Juicy-J
Posts: 1900 - Karma: 1,764
I have a boner
Oct 30 2013 1:05PM
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Mag
Posts: 8155 - Karma: 14,809
I'd like to kiss you passionately on the lips...




then move up to your belly button.
Oct 30 2013 1:07PM
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slt.shred
Posts: 176 - Karma: 198
My dick died can i bury it in your butt
Oct 30 2013 1:07PM
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yuck
Posts: 8384 - Karma: 2,090
reminds me of:

All i want to do is tickle your belly button...



...from the inside
[insert creepy grin here]
Oct 30 2013 1:09PM
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first_rodeo
Posts: 2383 - Karma: 7,764
heating up
Oct 30 2013 1:10PM
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Mr.Huck
Posts: 6096 - Karma: 14,893
After downing a 12 pack, you're actually pretty hot. Want to Fuck?
Oct 30 2013 1:13PM
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