This has got to be the dumbest thing I've ever heard. Want to cause widespread panic in Florida? Use a big word. What a bunch of fucking idiots. That fact that these guys could face criminal charges for playing a harmless joke on people who are juuuuuuuuust smart enough to keep breathing whilst sleeping is absurd.
Florida DJs May Face Felony for April Fools' Water Joke Worse Than Rubio's
Florida country radio morning-show hosts Val St. John and Scott Fish are currently serving indefinite suspensions and possibly worse over a successful April Fools' Day prank. They told their listeners that "dihydrogen monoxide" was coming out of the taps throughout the Fort Myers area. Dihydrogen monoxide is water.
The popular deejays are mainly in all this trouble (potentially of a felony level) because their listeners panicked so much — about the molecular makeup of their drinking water, however unwittingly — that Lee County utility officials had to issue a county-wide statement calming the fears of chemistry challenged Floridians.
Florida, you embarass the entire country on a near-daily basis. Between the bath salts, Jeb Bush and idiocy being protected by law now, you guys are really par for the idiocracy course. I think Florida may have gangrene, and we should probably just amputate it.