I'm a huge fan if the mark stephenhagen, half lemonade half iced tea.
"If you don't make it, It's your own damn vault"
"cuz too many people were coming up short and breaking their ankles...
if only they could have practiced their cork nines in trampoline mode first..." -juicedrummer11
"Bedsheets, Who invited that kid"- toy story
"No Patrick, Mayonaise is not an instrument"- Squidward