Has anyone seen this shit? The first scene of the movie is just tits set to the "pretty monsters and nice sprites". The rest of the movie is a lot like the first scene. The only redeeming quality was Gucci Manes performance.
"..like I had a robotic machine in my brain working from outerspace telling me to just boom boom boom"
So I take it you did not think this was the best movie ever. I watched like 30seconds of the trailer and it looked mediocre. But holy shit has it been hyped up,VICE made like 4 videos that were just blatent advertisements,but they were pretty hilarious cause the director talked about it like it was a masterpiece.
I have to see this movie. It seems like the definition of YOLO.
Dude I've peeled more thongs out of asscracks than you've probably jerked off in your lifetime. This is complete bullshit, stop spreading horrible granny panty propaganda already, you're making yourself look like a goddam vagina gaper - Huck_Norris
It really had a lot of potential I thought and I was actually surprised at how good the trailer looked. However the movie was one of the most boring movies I have ever seen in my life. There was no real plot, and it was very repetitive. The way it was shot and edited was absolutely atrocious and it was just very static. I didnt feel anything from it. It didnt give anything, there was no tension and release, no climax, no build up, just pretty stale throughout.
"I pay no attention whatever to anybody's praise or blame. I simply follow my own feelings"- W.A. Mozart.
"It could be that all existence is a pointless joke, but it is not in fact possible to live ones everyday life as if this were so"- Christopher Hitchens.
"Goku taught me more about morality than Jesus ever did."- artfullydodged$
I thought it was pretty damn awesome. Kind of weird in parts, but cool. It's definitely not a party/feel good/teen movie. The first half seems like it's social commentary on nihilist consumerism played straight, then it switches gears and I don't know what it ends up as. Satire? Surrealism?
Whatever it was, it was pretty awesome. If you've got intellectual type friends it's a good movie to go to then drink and smoke afterward while trying to figure out what the hell you just saw.
that movie was fucking terrible, the only funny parts were when james franco was sucking the barrels of those pistols like he was some whore in a bukkake scene, and when he kept yelling "LOOK AT ALL MY SHIIIIIIIIIT" or "SPRINGGGGGG BREAKKKKKKKKKKKKK" terrible terrible movie but tits
sex in any kind of water, shower, pool, ocean, etc feels terrible. Doesn't feel like a vagina at all, it feel slike... jerking off with a wet hand - Infernohits
Ribbed for her pleasure? Fuck that. Turn that sucker inside out for your pleasure.-pbskl
woah, nobody loves Kids, it's such a fucked up movie. but harmony wrote and directed spring breakers too, so If you're familiar with his previous work you know exactly how spring breakers is gonna play