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Happy Easter From Kate Upton

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BertBoyd
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Enjoy

Mar 31 2013 11:32PM
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grapejuice3000+
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Mar 31 2013 11:35PM
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Bart.Man
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That honestly just made her look retarded. Why the fuck did they make her drink out of a hamster water bottle? She's still hot though.

On a side note, someone please .gif where she pulls the egg out of her tits. Out of context, that would be hilarious.
Mar 31 2013 11:36PM
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corona
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she's going to be so saggy when she's older
Mar 31 2013 11:36PM
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Bart.Man
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Fuck It, I'll do it

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Mar 31 2013 11:46PM
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BertBoyd
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Atta Boy
Mar 31 2013 11:50PM
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MCIRONCOCK
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This was a nice change of pace from the Kevin Ware thread.
Apr 1 2013 12:56AM
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Asterisk
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I'd totally bang the shit out of her. But she's not that hot for a supermodel
Apr 1 2013 1:01AM
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artfullydodged
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Whenever I am watching one these videos where a model is pulling shit out of her cleavage and writhing around on the ground I can't help but think that this is what she does for a living.
Apr 1 2013 1:25AM
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Phil-X-
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Normally Id call her fat but this is before she put on weight so... fantastic.
Apr 1 2013 1:30AM
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BertBoyd
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She's fat now?
Apr 1 2013 10:27AM
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johnnyBuz
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Wow no shit you would totally bang the shit out of Kate Upton? Really putting yourself out on a limb there - that is so noble of you.
Apr 1 2013 12:22PM
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BrewskiJr
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Idk... she's overrated. b
Apr 1 2013 12:25PM
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BertBoyd
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Actually why do people always call chubby model's fat??? A model doesn't have to weight fucking 80 pounds, Look at the models in the 50's and 60's real women not anorexic pencils today.
Apr 1 2013 12:55PM
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JakeAssBeatClap
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She is so sexy. I love that body type. Whatever you guys wanna call it, thick, curvy, floppy tits. You guys can have your skinny bag of bones girls I do not care. She is fucking sexy.
Apr 1 2013 1:01PM
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nagger
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this.
lotta guys got problems.
Apr 1 2013 1:04PM
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northeast
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this. Kate is da bomb. also, more than one slight nip slip in here if you look carefully.
Apr 1 2013 1:14PM
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Laurent.
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Haha no, meet Twiggy, probably the first supermodel ever, from the 60's


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Apr 1 2013 1:16PM
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BertBoyd
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Love It To Man
Apr 1 2013 2:42PM
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Dustin.
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Of course she had to eat a cupcake halfway through that.
Apr 1 2013 2:47PM
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BertBoyd
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You liked it ;)
Apr 1 2013 10:55PM
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roddy116
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she is very cute, i dont see how people could say she is fat.
Apr 1 2013 11:34PM
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CaptainDiabetes
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thats fucking disgusting.
Apr 1 2013 11:35PM
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BertBoyd
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Oh she did gain a little weight compared to her in the cat daddy video, But regardless she is still so sexy...

Apr 1 2013 11:37PM
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Chron_Rabbit
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omg I just love looking at hot girls
Apr 1 2013 11:50PM
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Shredsterr
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Try to pause at exactly 1:00 and you'll see some pretty nasty stomach flab and love handles.
Apr 2 2013 12:18AM
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BertBoyd
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Leave Kate Alone!
Apr 2 2013 12:19AM
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JayRich
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Apr 2 2013 1:23AM
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ShredAZ
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No ass. Flat saggy boobs. Way too soft.

I'm not asking for a bag of bones, just something a little more...firm.
Apr 2 2013 3:59AM
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JzD.
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I wish I could go home and see her naked in my bed with just a bunny costume head on.
Apr 2 2013 8:34AM
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nagger
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if you're wearing tight bottoms and your stomach doesn't flab up when you bend, you have a big fucking problem.
Apr 2 2013 4:06PM
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BertBoyd
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Amen
Apr 2 2013 4:10PM
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.Hugo.
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Doesn't she know it's easter and not halloween? She can take the mask off, it's scaring the children
Apr 2 2013 4:59PM
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BertBoyd
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Go To Hell, Shes fucking hot
Apr 2 2013 5:16PM
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johnnyBuz
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Dude you are retarded. You probably think Calista Flockhart is hot.
Apr 2 2013 5:25PM
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Rialb
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I dated a girl who looked like Kate Upton minus the boobs.

Wasn't that hot, we didn't last.
Apr 2 2013 5:43PM
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.Hugo.
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lol you mad
Apr 2 2013 5:45PM
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BertBoyd
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I AM CAUSE SHE"S HOT!!
Apr 2 2013 5:49PM
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.Hugo.
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Have fun looking at her saggy tits, flat ass, beat face, and flabby stomach
Apr 2 2013 5:51PM
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nagger
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Apr 2 2013 5:51PM
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-MK-
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Here we go again
Apr 20 2014 1:53PM
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theBearJew
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shes not hot. so ugly
Apr 20 2014 2:14PM
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Bart.Man
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Bart.ManFuck It, I'll do it

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I had forgotten about this. I need to be using this more.
Apr 20 2014 2:32PM
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Bombogenesis
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6.5 / 10
Apr 20 2014 3:21PM
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Nieds
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BrewskiJrIdk... she's overrated. b


That's true, but I'm pretty sure every guy in this thread would still fuck her.
Apr 20 2014 5:07PM
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Laurent.
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NiedsThat's true, but I'm pretty sure every guy in this thread would still fuck her.


Nope, I have ridiculously high standards and bang top lezzer models from SLP on a daily basis.


Kate has far too much fatty tissue for me.

Apr 20 2014 5:23PM
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AT-AT
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I think she's fucking gorgous.
Apr 20 2014 6:38PM
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Spagett+
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omnidataNope, I have ridiculously high standards and bang top lezzer models from SLP on a daily basis.


Saint Laurent models are pretty terrifying.
Apr 20 2014 7:15PM
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Olimar
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omnidataNope, I have ridiculously high standards and bang top lezzer models from SLP on a daily basis.


Kate has far too much fatty tissue for me.



I think people fail to realize that just as people can photoshop pictures to make models skinny, they can also photoshop them to make them fat. There is no way that middle picture is real. She would lose her job if it was.
Apr 20 2014 7:29PM
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2_fadez
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BertBoydOh she did gain a little weight compared to her in the cat daddy video, But regardless she is still so sexy...


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