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What to ask for my birthday

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NEIL-YOUNG
Posts: 317 - Karma: 423
what should i ask for my birthday? my budget is $400  im turning 15. give me some options.
Mar 30 2013 10:19PM
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theschneidler
Posts: 2099 - Karma: 354
A collection of dildos from 4"-12"
Mar 30 2013 10:20PM
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JakeAssBeatClap
Posts: 6673 - Karma: 2,535
Hookers and blow.
Mar 30 2013 10:20PM
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Broommasta
Posts: 764 - Karma: 56
clothes, high end headphones. I recomend in ear bose 2i or something like that. i have em there good.
Mar 30 2013 10:20PM
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Broommasta
Posts: 764 - Karma: 56
or ask for new paretns cause you have a budget of $400
Mar 30 2013 10:21PM
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c_roll
Posts: 584 - Karma: 244
40,000 pennies
Mar 30 2013 10:27PM
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erikK
Posts: 3245 - Karma: 2,325
can't tell if serious
Mar 30 2013 10:46PM
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whoa-dere
Posts: 10596 - Karma: 7,100
jjust ask for 4 hunna and paypal me a bit of that because it's such a genius idea
Mar 30 2013 10:50PM
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Bachto
Posts: 400 - Karma: 954
A subsription to Brazzers
Mar 30 2013 10:53PM
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RimJobber
Posts: 3313 - Karma: 10,058
Ask for a beating. You seem like you deserve one if you buy your own present and have a budget of 4 hundo.
I'll beat the shit out if you for free and steal the 400 if you want.
Mar 30 2013 11:21PM
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PJS.
Posts: 11943 - Karma: 895
Give your 4 hundo to the poor or a veterans charity you needy son of a bitch
Mar 30 2013 11:25PM
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Toaster-Tony
Posts: 3531 - Karma: 5,850
400 bucks seems like it would buy you a mighty fine pair of skis..
Mar 30 2013 11:25PM
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Benedetto.
Posts: 2526 - Karma: 64
Some good kush and alcohol
Mar 30 2013 11:26PM
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maximiliaan
Posts: 7710 - Karma: 2,849
Fucking hell only 400? Ask for justice cause this sint the right budget
Mar 30 2013 11:34PM
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Pigeon.
Posts: 2366 - Karma: 3,977
or some dope outerwear.
Mar 30 2013 11:36PM
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CluckaChuck
Posts: 1541 - Karma: 734
lot's of chips
Mar 30 2013 11:44PM
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myllhouse
Posts: 1064 - Karma: 2,154
pee... in her butt
Mar 30 2013 11:46PM
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CluckaChuck
Posts: 1541 - Karma: 734
no... just no.
Mar 30 2013 11:48PM
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Filmore
Posts: 460 - Karma: 861
a big bootay hoe
Mar 30 2013 11:48PM
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7springsprod
Posts: 2661 - Karma: 3,181
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Mar 31 2013 12:02AM
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KillaSteeze
Posts: 3329 - Karma: 351
whens your birthday?
Mar 31 2013 12:10AM
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snowfinder
Posts: 2717 - Karma: 32,924
yoga class
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Mar 31 2013 12:11AM
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little1337
Posts: 8159 - Karma: 45,773
sorry... what was the thread about?
Mar 31 2013 12:14AM
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.SBK.
Posts: 181 - Karma: 61
$$$$$ buy anything u want with it
Mar 31 2013 12:17AM
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zbphoto
Posts: 7789 - Karma: 12,037
Hookers and blow, what else?
Mar 31 2013 12:24AM
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^henski^
Posts: 36 - Karma: 19
get some stocks and bonds.... simple
Mar 31 2013 12:59AM
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BrewskiJr
Posts: 5738 - Karma: 1,478
Get some "bonds" with $400.... You have no experience in investing do you...?
Mar 31 2013 10:23AM
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grapejuice3000+
Posts: 2132 - Karma: 1,985
Get a new whip, like a dope go cart or something
Mar 31 2013 2:02PM
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pimpcat
Posts: 858 - Karma: 321
I was thinking the same thing. Lemme just sit on $400 worth of bonds........
Mar 31 2013 2:49PM
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cbj
Posts: 2114 - Karma: 1,136
If I was getting 400$ I would ask for some JDM Depo Headlights for my prelude, and clear side markers. But that's not really universal..
Mar 31 2013 2:53PM
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TOK
Posts: 2928 - Karma: 2,540
MOPED
swag X infinity
Mar 31 2013 2:54PM
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steezysteeze
Posts: 1739 - Karma: 1,012
It's not really his choice, more so his parents. It seems as though half of ns is completely against receiving a gift, thinking that they are saints or something for not being spoiled and having to call out anybody who is spoiled at any given opportunity.
Mar 31 2013 2:57PM
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skibumb2929
Posts: 1119 - Karma: 1,474
skiing shit bro
Mar 31 2013 3:40PM
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Wall_Nut
Posts: 629 - Karma: 113
No it's not that, it's that he's clearly so well off that he hasn't a real NEED for any one thing, and has resorted to asking a website what he should WANT. It's like, does this kid even have any hobbies or interests? If he did, he wouldn't have to ask, so I make the proper assumption that he's a spoiled, mindless, has-it-all.

Money is fine and good until it spoils your ability to think for yourself. He won't be taking over daddy's company at this rate.
Mar 31 2013 4:49PM
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act.resist
Posts: 8875 - Karma: 513
New skis
Mar 31 2013 4:54PM
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joshc97
Posts: 193 - Karma: 106
Bud.
Mar 31 2013 5:18PM
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act.resist
Posts: 8875 - Karma: 513
hey
Mar 31 2013 5:21PM
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Blurst
Posts: 13577 - Karma: 10,168
you stole my sig and you are a self righteous piece of shit.
Mar 31 2013 5:25PM
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90053
Posts: 2565 - Karma: 3,728
someone's bitter

Mar 31 2013 5:30PM
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Senor_Goat
Posts: 214 - Karma: 104
Why the hell would you ever pay from porn?
Mar 31 2013 6:09PM
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Benedetto.
Posts: 2526 - Karma: 64
Well said..
Mar 31 2013 7:48PM
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fujarome
Posts: 8630 - Karma: 1,561
ask for an amazon gift card.

It's the supreme gift card as they have damn near everything. You load it onto your account, and it's there until it's gone. No time limit or needing to enter the info every time.
Mar 31 2013 7:52PM
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northeast
Posts: 2119 - Karma: 254
hahahahahahahaha fag
Mar 31 2013 7:53PM
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fujarome
Posts: 8630 - Karma: 1,561
how do you discover new things?


Via friends, family, web reviews, etc.

It's not like he's writing down everything people have suggested and declaring that these are his greatest needs and wishes. Someone might throw out a good idea, and he can run with it from there.

someone says car as a joke, and he might think "oh I need new car mats" or something like that.
Mar 31 2013 7:56PM
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RimJobber
Posts: 3313 - Karma: 10,058
I could find so much stuff to spend 400 dollars on in a minute. Skis, boots, bindings, outerwear, dirtbike parts, Xbox, gas card, lift tickets, new shoes, clothes, haircut....
Mar 31 2013 8:17PM
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grapejuice3000+
Posts: 2132 - Karma: 1,985
i hate you so much
Mar 31 2013 9:27PM
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introvert
Posts: 4718 - Karma: 1,482
hookers & blow
Mar 31 2013 9:31PM
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Steezy_Peazy
Posts: 411 - Karma: 1,146
Some shit for summer. live near the coast? skim boards are pretty fun. Don't see them used that often though. Save some dough for winter. iPad Mini starts at $329.00. New headphones. Clothes.
Mar 31 2013 10:21PM
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