Homeless Encounters

I lost my car in seattle. Told a homless guy who asked me for cigs that i would repay him well if he helped me.
all i said was "I paid in a blue box on the corner of the block and he lead me 10 blocks to my car.. I gave him herbs and money. Oh and it was hemp fest...

man fuck that guy, he's friends with the fucker who has the reversible john 3:16/'bet you a dollar you'll read this sign' on the 20th off-ramp, and he's pulled a knife on my friend.

One time I asked this guy for spare change and he turned out to be a cop now I'm forced to live in the shelter man it sucks HA HA HA

There's a guy in on Saint Laurent in Montreal who's always missing 75 cents.

the fact taht you couldnt even remember where you parked within 10 blocks is pretty bad...

There was a guy off of I-15 that had a sign, "Need a good wife."

Is flava flave in public enememy?

Nice dude. I once saw a homeless guy that said "need money for pot." At least he was honest about it haha. I gave him $5.

Yeah people living on the street is great.

when i was in NYC a homeless guy asked me for some money i did not have any cash smaller then a 20 so i gave him by lunch. then he like legit started talking to my entire family and sat down on the bench in the park with us. at that point we got up and ran off before he could follow us.

i saw some homeless woman just pulled her pants down, bend over and took a leak right in the middle of the sidewalk. shit was plashing everywhere and was digusting as fuck.

Some chick just came in and took a dump in the middle of the park where we were skating. Another time this guy was begging me to buy a hat off him for a nickel, seemed like a sad case

a few years ago me and my buddy just got back from a festival and got dropped off in burlington by these chicks. we were mega haggered and all strung out and dirty with big camping backpacks. i had lost my shoes in the mud and we had dirty ass clothes on. so we went to the park in the center of town to lay in the grass hoping to be picked up by soem friends. somone started talking to me and these homless guys were like " you boys gonna need a tarp tonight cuz its gonna rain"  he had this like little stick wind tester he built and was like yep i built this it tells me the weather.

"i was liek dude those guys think were homless". hahahahahah

two stories.

the other day on my way home from work I was stopped at a light. homeless guy asked specifically for a nickel. I gave him a quarter and we began to chat. He wanted to trade his "two level portable storage device with built in baby holder" a.k.a shopping cart and pair of boots for my car. he was fun to talk to before the light changed.

a coworker and I were driving around town picking up machines and we were stopped at a light. Federal and Alameda in Denver. two homeless guys were working a corner. One holding the sign the other sitting smoking a cigarette. A different group of two homeless men walk up and talk to the guys working the corner, specifically the guy with the sign. We had the windows open and heard the guys harassing the sign holder saying, "this is our corner, and if you are going to work it, you have to give us money." a few moments later and some arguing the sign holder gives the two dudes some money and on their way they went. made my day of work.