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MNS
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Two brothers live at a fork in the road. One brother always tells lies, the other brother always tells truth. A weary traveller can only ask one question from one of the brothers. The traveller has no idea which brother lies, and which one tells the truth.

What 1 question can the traveller ask to get an answer on the correct route to take.




- I did not create this riddle.

- post some riddles
Mar 28 2013 11:47PM
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Bogs
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You can ask one brother which road the other brother would tell you to take, then go down the opposite road.

Heres one: A murderer is condemned to death. He has to choose between three rooms: the first room is full of raging fires, the second is full of assassins with loaded guns, and the third is full of tigers that haven't eaten in three years. Which room is safest for him?
Mar 29 2013 12:05AM
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MilaKunis
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Tigers are all dead
Mar 29 2013 12:07AM
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Masta_Baka
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i want to know answers to these. and here is a simple one that most should know.

If a man rides in town of friday, two days later leaves on friday. how does he do this?
Mar 29 2013 12:13AM
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El_Barto.
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Friday is the name of his sex slave whos ass he rode into town
Mar 29 2013 12:15AM
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.Hugo.
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his horse is named friday
Mar 29 2013 12:15AM
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.Hugo.
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I am the beginning of the end, and the end of time and space. I am essential to creation, and I surround every place. What am I?
Mar 29 2013 12:21AM
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stupendous-man
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Pretty easy one at schweitzer the other day:

I have a mouth but never eat,
I have a bed but never sleep,
I run but never walk,
What am I?
Mar 29 2013 12:26AM
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.AR6rider.
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The letter E.
Mar 29 2013 12:26AM
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.AR6rider.
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River.
Mar 29 2013 12:27AM
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Brodo_Swaggins
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E
Mar 29 2013 12:29AM
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Kreech
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What comes in every shape, color and size, resides in every country in the world, and can eat an entire flock of sheep in one sitting?
Mar 29 2013 1:07AM
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CheifQueef
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the tigers would be dead, so the third room is safest.
Mar 29 2013 1:12AM
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edai
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sheep, the answer is sheep
Mar 29 2013 1:13AM
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cbj
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Dragons
Mar 29 2013 1:16AM
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Joebin
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Or Trogdor?
Mar 29 2013 1:17AM
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Kreech
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Nah it's a rug
Mar 29 2013 1:20AM
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edai
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ecoli?
Mar 29 2013 1:23AM
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cbj
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Gosh you obviously don't know how riddles work, you're not supposed to tell me the answer
Mar 29 2013 1:24AM
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cubber
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sheeps come in flocks? in that case, play-doh
Mar 29 2013 1:29AM
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Kreech
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Couldn't resist
Mar 29 2013 1:45AM
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Joebin
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Cause it was Trogdor, right?
Mar 29 2013 1:46AM
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_Garagely_
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What tears down mountains, kills everyone, and never stops?
Mar 29 2013 1:55AM
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SwagasaurusRex
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Erosion.
Mar 29 2013 2:07AM
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Rafiki
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This thing all things devours:
Birds, beasts, trees, flowers;
Gnaws iron, bites steel;
Grinds hard stones to meal;
Slays king, ruins town,
And beats high mountain down.
Mar 29 2013 2:11AM
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SwagasaurusRex
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Once again... erosion?
Mar 29 2013 2:21AM
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Rafiki
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time, go watch the hobbit young padawan
Mar 29 2013 2:33AM
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JakeAssBeatClap
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TIme

A man is afraid to go home because of the other man in the mask, but once he got there he knew he was safe. Exactly what is going on in this situation?
Mar 29 2013 2:49AM
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cbj
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This is what is happening.
Mar 29 2013 3:02AM
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danderson.
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I become hard as rock, I am a penis
What am I?
Mar 29 2013 3:18AM
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Bogs
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A 14 year old skinny white boy thinking about kate upton?
Mar 29 2013 7:21AM
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Kreech
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danderson's overdeveloped clitoris
Mar 29 2013 9:43AM
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.AR6rider.
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A guy stealing home from third base.
Mar 29 2013 11:32AM
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act.resist
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A man is walking in the middle of the road dressed in all black, a car comes around the curve of the road without his headlights on and swerves out of the way. How did the person in the car see the man?
Mar 29 2013 1:44PM
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.AR6rider.
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It was day time.
Mar 29 2013 1:45PM
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.AR6rider.
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Two of the nearest stars to Earth are Proxima Centauri, 4.2 light years away, and Barnard's star, 5.9 light years away. If Barnard's star is moving toward us at 12 miles/second and Proxima Centauri is moving away from us at 33 miles/second, after 100 light years, what will be the nearest star to Earth?
Mar 29 2013 1:49PM
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El_Barto.
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The sun
Mar 29 2013 1:53PM
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.Hugo.
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light years are a unit of length not time. after 100 light years they would have already crashed into and destroyed earth
Mar 29 2013 1:54PM
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chicken
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haha
Mar 29 2013 1:55PM
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.AR6rider.
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I am well aware, but I didn't write the riddle, soo...
Mar 29 2013 2:00PM
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MNS
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my riddle thread is the best one
Jun 5 2013 4:51PM
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