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Things you hate about features.

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TristonHall
Posts: 194 - Karma: 564
mine are down rails that have no lip and you have to pop so hard its just not fun anymore.
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Mar 27 2013 8:08PM
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WillyTheKid
Posts: 106 - Karma: 639
Shitty little jumps that basically send you to a flat.
Mar 28 2013 1:58AM
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ndye
Posts: 3756 - Karma: 7,088
havent really been a big fan of flat rails that are just stuck in the snow without a lip or anything. Still hit them, but i mean, not a big fan.
Mar 28 2013 2:04AM
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gudelo.
Posts: 487 - Karma: 669
Bad shaped jumps, where there is this extra little bump (almost invisible) on the top of the jump who shoot you too high or fuck up your spins
Mar 28 2013 3:43AM
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nonexistant
Posts: 428 - Karma: 27
I don't think anyone has topped that to this day.
Mar 28 2013 6:00AM
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HalKK
Posts: 223 - Karma: 367
Icy landings suck balls, rusty rails are equally horrid
Mar 28 2013 6:01AM
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JWeinstock
Posts: 3439 - Karma: 1,352
sticky rails suck, and so awful landing. besides that i will hit most features
Mar 28 2013 6:49AM
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Mar-O
Posts: 960 - Karma: 827
Jumps with really narrow landings, I went out of my local hills landing to many times this season and my season ended when I landed a little bit wrong on a switch 3 and ended up riding out of the landing and broke my back. Sucks to know I would have landed if the landing was somewhat normal sized.. And I hate icy jumps.
Mar 28 2013 7:14AM
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Afterbang.no
Posts: 1105 - Karma: 4,297
Don't hate wrecked features, be open minded!
even misplaced gapers are really just an alternative tap feature!
Mar 28 2013 7:57AM
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LukasSchroeder
Posts: 1460 - Karma: 2,683
Ride-on boxes
Mar 28 2013 9:18AM
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Wolfgang.
Posts: 807 - Karma: 866
Aluminum rails.
Mar 28 2013 10:22AM
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tcurle
Posts: 1247 - Karma: 5,182
Strait up cannons that skiers don't have time to pop on to
Mar 28 2013 10:25AM
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T.L.
Posts: 4729 - Karma: 3,008
Downrails with a downhill lip... dafuq?

Square coping.  It's 2013 for fucks sake. Get with the program.

When a feature has just plain had enough but mountains put them out anyway.
Mar 28 2013 10:32AM
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rdski
Posts: 376 - Karma: 123
how all the landings of the rails at my mountain are either 4 inches tall or 4 feet with no landing, lol good thing vail bought it #vaillocal #minnesota #hashtag
Mar 28 2013 10:41AM
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Seeeeemji
Posts: 58 - Karma: 96
a second/side lip on rails. So if you come off early using the proper takeoff, you land on the up-slope of the side lip.
Mar 28 2013 10:54AM
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ski.cats
Posts: 577 - Karma: 352
side lips are the fucking shit. we need more of them
Mar 28 2013 11:10AM
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AGOF
Posts: 2038 - Karma: 3,602
im ok with these on like a dfd, but the park crew at tline just set some on the s-rail, so the second lip was beat to shit in like seconds, like honestly what did they think would happen
Mar 28 2013 12:09PM
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Afronaut
Posts: 190 - Karma: 558
if theres to much flat in front of the rails. i always misjudge the speed on these ones
Mar 28 2013 12:30PM
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olddirty
Posts: 722 - Karma: 2,795
rails that are lower then the lip so you have to drop down on them.
Mar 28 2013 12:33PM
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edai
Posts: 4983 - Karma: 4,632
jesus christ this pisses me off so much
Mar 28 2013 12:35PM
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BlakeLively
Posts: 663 - Karma: 656
Killington puts little signs that say "Danger! Cliff!" on the jumps in the natural terrain park. like a few feet away from the lip. lyke how iz i supposed to carve and ish doe
Mar 28 2013 1:09PM
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BBurt
Posts: 1588 - Karma: 3,779
I hate it when they put all those gay-ass slabs of metal in front of all the jumps
Mar 28 2013 1:28PM
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Bachto
Posts: 400 - Karma: 954
When gapers, usually snowboarders use rail ramps as jumps and make already shitty rail ramps even shittier with ruts
Mar 28 2013 1:48PM
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ski.cats
Posts: 577 - Karma: 352
when pussies hate on snowboarding
Mar 28 2013 1:51PM
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saxon
Posts: 1159 - Karma: 551
the list is long, but 2 stand out :

1) FLAT LANDINGS

2) shitty hips; ie not vert enough take off, or too flat sidewall. a well made hip is SO FUN, but not if you're landing on cement from 20 ft up -_-
Mar 28 2013 1:52PM
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Redrobin
Posts: 196 - Karma: 935
Jumps on a warm day that are all salted but the top of them and they screw up your spins and your entire jump for that matter.
Mar 28 2013 2:12PM
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FerrisBueller
Posts: 8280 - Karma: 5,173
Wood features and boxes that are too small
Mar 28 2013 2:43PM
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zapadelic
Posts: 483 - Karma: 48
I hate boxes that are the "T" shape with the support only coming down in the middle with the slidding portion over hanging.
Mar 28 2013 3:11PM
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treebeard
Posts: 3590 - Karma: 1,065
wooden rails, corrugated tubes. and my mountain has this habit of putting a landing lip at the end of every rail. so if you come off just the slightest bit before the end of the rail you land on the upslope of the landing lip. terrifying if you spin off and catch it sideways
Mar 28 2013 3:21PM
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saxon
Posts: 1159 - Karma: 551
OH YEAH ! fuck these things.
Mar 28 2013 3:22PM
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Titus69
Posts: 9327 - Karma: 17,742
top 3 = #1 when the park crew puts a corrugated pipe in and take a sick feature out #2 buried features #3 no get ons to urban features with sticky rails almost fucked my knee with one
Mar 28 2013 6:24PM
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Joonas
Posts: 568 - Karma: 230
-Rails without anything that prevents ur skis from going under the bar, like just a bar and then you catch your skis on the legs and kill yourself.

-Boxes
-Mellow landings on jumps
-People starting to brake immediately after landing from a jump and turning the landing into moguls (the landing area being too short)
Mar 28 2013 6:31PM
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milk_man
Posts: 5214 - Karma: 6,494
i hate features that dont exist
Mar 28 2013 6:41PM
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TristonHall
Posts: 194 - Karma: 564
i was going down a drop-in to about a 40 fter today and about 10 to 20 little gapers came down the drop-in and i had to weave through them and then yell a them while i was in the air to get of the landing, thats my new hate.
Mar 28 2013 6:48PM
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Shredsterr
Posts: 2090 - Karma: 6,930
Whatsup bud.
Mar 28 2013 6:48PM
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BrownBomber
Posts: 675 - Karma: 446
I hate when rail features are to short to do anything on, or elbow rails that are at like 40 degrees and over. Shits so abrupt that you can either focus on greasing it and not trick, or try and trick and just come off early. no alternative.

Also, idk why people are bitching about urban style lips and pole jams... that shit just makes you a better rail skier, quit complaining.
Mar 28 2013 6:58PM
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WI_Personallty
Posts: 881 - Karma: 161
Sticky rails where the speed doesn't matter, Icy jumps, rough lips, gapers.

Some people complain about rutted landings or rails or boxes, but I find them fun for buttering out of.
Mar 28 2013 7:01PM
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fredyferl
Posts: 2905 - Karma: 14,404
Short down rails, or pretty much every rail that is short
Mar 28 2013 7:16PM
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MagicMan13
Posts: 26 - Karma: 65
when the lip is way too fuckin poppy on rails, makes it a pain to do 270/450 on.
Mar 28 2013 7:35PM
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TristonHall
Posts: 194 - Karma: 564
Haha if this is true I have no idea how you feel.
Mar 28 2013 8:35PM
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BagOTricks
Posts: 814 - Karma: 3,351
Features where your skis can get caught underneath, like the support beams.  Everytime i fall off these i shit my pants and pray to god that i dont get bucked halfway down the hill.
Mar 28 2013 9:41PM
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ivegotnotime
Posts: 57 - Karma: 22
Screws sticking out if boxes that's that shit I don't like
Mar 28 2013 9:50PM
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Saga.
Posts: 3812 - Karma: 45,323
sticky rails, flat landings, un smooth take offs. I still don't understand how every park in the world hasn't managed to recreate brecks jumps. They are the best by far, it doesn't seem like it would be that difficult to copy the style and build. I'm not saying every park needs huge jumps like breck but just copy the style and shape of them and size them to your needs.
Mar 28 2013 10:10PM
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MEOWMIXXX
Posts: 546 - Karma: 2,529
You know what, I just fucking hate everything about skiing.
Mar 28 2013 10:38PM
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specialSAWce
Posts: 428 - Karma: 1,670
This is going to sound stupid, but when I went to boreal like two years ago, the rails were too smooth. Yes too smooth, like to the point where you would almost not make it onto the rail, and then fly off at mach a billion. Eventually we got used to it and it was dope, but at first it was scary smooth and you couldn't grip, at all.
Mar 28 2013 11:13PM
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~Gotama~
Posts: 821 - Karma: 3,160
any time i hit a rail which is made of square piping, i just wish it was a tube instead.
Mar 28 2013 11:19PM
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SkierPT
Posts: 2176 - Karma: 4,720
Jumps that make you go farther distance than height. I like poppy jumps.
Mar 28 2013 11:21PM
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~Gotama~
Posts: 821 - Karma: 3,160
also it bugs me when the park crew sets up a rail right on the side of the trail so if i under rotate a little bit im gonna knock my coconut against a tree.
Mar 28 2013 11:23PM
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Toaster-Tony
Posts: 3531 - Karma: 5,850
Short rails. I like them every no and again but when your home hill doesn't have anything over 20 feet, that shit gets old REAL quick.

Also really shitty lips that make it impossible to get onto the rail balanced. I want to spend my day learning new tricks, not re-learning how to hit a rail.
Mar 28 2013 11:26PM
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+Tahoe_Shredder+
Posts: 189 - Karma: 124
I know dat feel bro... I go night skiing there quite a bit and the first time i was surprised and actually slipped out on a box but then got used to it and now my local mountains rails and boxes feel way stickier
Mar 28 2013 11:49PM
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TimRiley
Posts: 1873 - Karma: 1,327
Sticky rails or boxes.
Mar 29 2013 12:14AM
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