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Things you hate about features.

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TristonHall
Posts: 194 - Karma: 564
mine are down rails that have no lip and you have to pop so hard its just not fun anymore.
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Mar 27 2013 8:08PM
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Miomo
Posts: 4302 - Karma: 14,131
I hate when they put gapers on the jumps.
Mar 27 2013 8:12PM
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Executive.
Posts: 267 - Karma: 220
snowboarder features..
Mar 27 2013 8:12PM
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Malcolm
Posts: 15949 - Karma: 9,428
Rails that start in an up but that are just stuck in the ground.
Mar 27 2013 8:13PM
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Malcolm
Posts: 15949 - Karma: 9,428
It depends what you mean by that. I find some features with a bit of snowboard influence pretty fun. Like stuff where you have to pop on a little more etc.
Mar 27 2013 8:15PM
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SKIU4EA
Posts: 2387 - Karma: 2,072
sticky rails
Mar 27 2013 8:15PM
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90053
Posts: 2565 - Karma: 3,728
overlapping layers and rails beneath lips in shredsauce levels (hint, hint)
Mar 27 2013 8:15PM
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Petey.
Posts: 5736 - Karma: 4,881
this T_T
Mar 27 2013 8:16PM
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128368798788
Posts: 0 - Karma: 1,167
sticky rails and rutted out landings
Mar 27 2013 8:17PM
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Balbertt
Posts: 1585 - Karma: 4,723
When they get sticky, rutted landings, lips are all worn down by gapers, when its crooked, and when they have loosing panels on the top.
Mar 27 2013 8:19PM
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SpliffyJ
Posts: 778 - Karma: 565
Broken features (my mountain they hit a rail with a groomer so is not somewhat curved at the end and not in a good way.) Features that you can tell they were trying to be creative, but ended terribly.
Mar 27 2013 8:19PM
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Parks.
Posts: 5612 - Karma: 1,093
Ones that are specifically geared for snowboarders, you know em when you see them
Mar 27 2013 8:36PM
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nCrow
Posts: 1024 - Karma: 5,799
. most of my area's park
Mar 27 2013 8:57PM
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Blake.P
Posts: 9894 - Karma: 3,585
up rails that dont have any lip to them, so you are forced to pretty much butter on to them. also flat rails in a middle of a flat section with no lip, so you are expected to ollie over a foot up to get on it
Mar 27 2013 9:03PM
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JTTrembles
Posts: 1108 - Karma: 1,906
Pole Jams / Cannons with no lip, just sticking out of the ground.
Mar 27 2013 9:03PM
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egg.
Posts: 3231 - Karma: 3,477
Poorly made jumps
Mar 27 2013 9:05PM
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90053
Posts: 2565 - Karma: 3,728
don't know why everyone's complaining about snowboard features, i mean after all it is the snowboard park
Mar 27 2013 9:05PM
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SamMcChesney
Posts: 2905 - Karma: 2,198
I hate when the landings of rails/boxes becomes a fucking bomb hole.
Mar 27 2013 9:12PM
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fragglemuffin
Posts: 3312 - Karma: 444
icy landings
Mar 27 2013 9:16PM
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Newschool_Pope
Posts: 2473 - Karma: 267
sticky obstacles with icy snow.
Mar 27 2013 9:17PM
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JUP*
Posts: 728 - Karma: 200
Jumps or rails that don't have a landing for wat ever reason
Mar 27 2013 9:18PM
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level_juan
Posts: 137 - Karma: 167
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Mar 27 2013 9:20PM
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joshua
Posts: 5046 - Karma: 1,280
Bad lips, tall rails without landings/flat landings in general/
Mar 27 2013 9:20PM
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Heart
Posts: 6156 - Karma: 3,462
holy this. so bad. also rails with no lip just placed in the ground
Mar 27 2013 9:34PM
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Seany.n
Posts: 459 - Karma: 467
my biggest pet peeve is features that would be nasty, but the jump onto the rail doesn't match the transition of the rail and it makes it sketchy/harder to do tricks on
Mar 27 2013 9:45PM
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LukasSchroeder
Posts: 1460 - Karma: 2,683
sticky, rusty, jumps that down give air, just length.
Mar 27 2013 9:45PM
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t_rob
Posts: 6433 - Karma: 11,458
OP is going to hate this.

Mar 27 2013 9:47PM
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JAHBRADOR
Posts: 3002 - Karma: 16,941
I hate gapers that hit really high rails.
Mar 27 2013 9:55PM
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_Garagely_
Posts: 1937 - Karma: 3,181
Popless jumps and sticky rails.
Mar 27 2013 9:56PM
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Chute-E
Posts: 162 - Karma: 346
Bonks, barrels etc. without the proper transition. If you don't pop you clip your boots, or you pop to get over and land flat.
Mar 27 2013 9:57PM
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Juicy-J
Posts: 1900 - Karma: 1,764
5050ing pole jams is my shiiiittt

and sticky rails, screws coming out of boxes gouging your skis and shitty lips up to rails
Mar 27 2013 9:58PM
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jerm
Posts: 947 - Karma: 1,059
Sticky rails, late pop jumps, lips to rails that are too poppy and I really dislike when the ollie onto a rail is small and then the rail is high off the ground. A lot of rails at killington are like this. At the beginning the rail is only 6 inches and then as soon as you get on the rail youre 3,4 or 5 feet off the ground. It messes with me head.
Mar 27 2013 9:59PM
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J-T
Posts: 269 - Karma: 697
Or no jumps at all, that's my hill's signature feature :(
Mar 27 2013 10:13PM
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johnnyBuz
Posts: 1438 - Karma: 1,270
Pretty much just gapers using rail lips as jumps to get 3 inches of air and fuck over people that want to actually hit the feature.
Mar 27 2013 10:35PM
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steezburgereddie
Posts: 1059 - Karma: 1,944
Sticky rails, jumps that are too icy to spin, 1ft jumps on to 4ft rails, corrugated tubes 5ft long boxes, 4ft tall boxes that are tilted so that you slide off before the end with no landing, jumps with the landing as steep as the actual jump and features that are still sitting at the bottom not set up. Also the cannon box that I maid that they misplaced.
Mar 27 2013 10:35PM
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_Ryan
Posts: 118 - Karma: 176
Sticky rails, shitty lips, canons with no lips, and jumps that are too steep.
Mar 27 2013 10:43PM
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ThundaKilla
Posts: 2859 - Karma: 3,733
Rails/Boxes in the park with crappy or no skirting
Mar 27 2013 10:44PM
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cheener12
Posts: 2881 - Karma: 5,882
small lips on up rails
Mar 27 2013 10:53PM
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*JDBP*
Posts: 312 - Karma: 2,006
Bombed out sketchy ass landings with fucking gapers touching themselves on the knuckles.
Mar 27 2013 11:17PM
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Bock
Posts: 748 - Karma: 1,652
rollers/moguls on the landing of a jump formed by snowboarders who don't know how to stop.
Mar 27 2013 11:23PM
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PON3
Posts: 3817 - Karma: 783
that there isnt any powder, cliffs, or pillows.
Mar 27 2013 11:25PM
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GEORGEzimmerman
Posts: 1473 - Karma: 439
well sierra had a rail with rust all over the top of it today. so theres that.
Mar 27 2013 11:26PM
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+Tahoe_Shredder+
Posts: 189 - Karma: 124
when your mountain puts their only two good flat rails sideways like your supposed to tap them with your fucking tails and thats it... they put two of those in a row and set up the shittiest five foot long rail and boxes
Mar 27 2013 11:49PM
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walrussteeze
Posts: 327 - Karma: 212
This. Last week was the worst. In addition to the dirty little sidehitters, there were gapers sitting on rails.

So I'd say any rail/box that appears in gapers mind to be a bench.
Mar 27 2013 11:56PM
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edai
Posts: 4983 - Karma: 4,632
MOTHERFUCKING DOWN RAILS THAT ARE ONLY AT A 15 degree angle, they're not quite "down,"but theyre also not flat, making literally everything worse.
Mar 28 2013 12:03AM
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DERS.
Posts: 6299 - Karma: 1,293
fucking hate pole jams. and closeout rails in the park.
Mar 28 2013 12:48AM
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HentaiHero
Posts: 298 - Karma: 1,099
putting signs within a foot and a half from the jib
Mar 28 2013 12:53AM
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Auzy
Posts: 569 - Karma: 1,827
For some reason at my park they decided to put rails like 2 feet below the lips so they end up kinda looking like this / _____ and they are like 3 feet away from lip so to get enough speed to make it on you pretty much end up just tapping the last foot of rail and it's not exactly a pleasant land either sense they aren't down rails. Park crew is full of tards
Mar 28 2013 1:02AM
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Shredsterr
Posts: 2090 - Karma: 6,930
At my hill they have snowboard comps about once every 2-3 weeks, and after the snowboarders tag every feature in the comp and leave, the park crew leaves them all spray painted and stupid. Other than that, sometimes the park maintenance crew will see that a feature's lip is totally fucked, so they'll close the feature and outline the lip with paint, rake the spare snow off so the lip's even smaller, then leave.
Mar 28 2013 1:19AM
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TristonHall
Posts: 194 - Karma: 564
Hey Nelson
Mar 28 2013 1:22AM
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DIX~
Posts: 4695 - Karma: 6,502
Fuck this video is so proper. The only way it should be. Also those were some of the only actual presses I have ever seen on skis
Mar 28 2013 1:25AM
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