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IM IN DESPERATE NEED OF HELP

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~4EST_B_Skis~
Posts: 566 - Karma: -46
What should I text back when my PROM date says "your like a bro to me...."

inb4 "i want to pee in your butt"

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Mar 23 2013 10:05PM
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MilaKunis
Posts: 1480 - Karma: 3,646
I'm cool with incest.
Mar 23 2013 10:06PM
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Forcillo
Posts: 3801 - Karma: 3,580
Do you like this girl? If not then just go along with it. If you want to fuck her at the afterparty, just be like, "Well then I hope you're okay with incest" or some shit like that.
Mar 23 2013 10:06PM
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Abu_Hajaar
Posts: 2747 - Karma: 3,890
Tell her that she's giving you no choice but to pull a stubenville.
Mar 23 2013 10:08PM
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..AR6rider..
Posts: 127 - Karma: -75
Tell her rape is in her immediate future.
Mar 23 2013 10:12PM
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Olimar
Posts: 3535 - Karma: 4,076
Im afraid you got friendzoned. But this might not necessarily be a bad thing. Two of my best friends are girls and I wouldnt trade them for the world. See how the night goes.
Mar 23 2013 10:13PM
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~4EST_B_Skis~
Posts: 566 - Karma: -46
hahahaha all these are good
Mar 23 2013 10:13PM
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deleted5
Posts: 14507 - Karma: 13,500
If a girl uses the term bro why would you want to have sex with her?
Mar 23 2013 10:15PM
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..AR6rider..
Posts: 127 - Karma: -75
Your name makes me rock hard. Nick Swardson is the shit btw.
Mar 23 2013 10:16PM
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Abu_Hajaar
Posts: 2747 - Karma: 3,890
Maybe she's implying she has a dong where her vagina should be.
Mar 23 2013 10:18PM
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~4EST_B_Skis~
Posts: 566 - Karma: -46
i never said i wanted to have sex with her, but since u brought it up, if she has a pussy.....i wanna fuck
Mar 23 2013 10:19PM
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MNS
Posts: 5386 - Karma: 3,241
"your hot, a friend, going to prom with me, so it would be anything but bro to not let me tap dat"
Mar 23 2013 10:19PM
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brotherdad
Posts: 2076 - Karma: 13,066
Tell her she has bad grammar and should feel bad.
Mar 23 2013 10:20PM
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deleted5
Posts: 14507 - Karma: 13,500
So then why is this a problem? if you don't want to have sex with her then just go to prom and "bro out."
Mar 23 2013 10:21PM
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~4EST_B_Skis~
Posts: 566 - Karma: -46
are you stupid? Just because i didn't say i didn't wanna fuck doesn't mean i dont wanna fuck her. Im not saying all i wanna do is fuck, im saying in need help because friend zone is no bueno. and like i said, if she has a pussy...i wanna fuck it
Mar 23 2013 10:26PM
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..AR6rider..
Posts: 127 - Karma: -75
I like your style. Wanna be internet friends?
Mar 23 2013 10:28PM
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deleted5
Posts: 14507 - Karma: 13,500
o sorry bro i took that as i don't want to have sex with her.
Mar 23 2013 10:28PM
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~4EST_B_Skis~
Posts: 566 - Karma: -46
its all good, my bad for flipping out
Mar 23 2013 10:40PM
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~4EST_B_Skis~
Posts: 566 - Karma: -46
fo' sho'
Mar 23 2013 10:41PM
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RimJobber
Posts: 3313 - Karma: 10,058
So lemme get this straight, she texted you and you're sitting here on NS waiting for a reply instead of just texting her back?
Mar 23 2013 10:45PM
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