LOL wait what? Tore your calf & broke your nose & was out for 2 weeks? OK sonny. Actually tear your calf, & then tell me you'll be out only 2 weeks. LOL. Having played Academy soccer, I had my nose broken & was out for 4 weeks. I had strained my adductor, & was out for 3 months. A "torn" calf wouldn't be two weeks dimwad.
You probably just had a case of "oh i pulled my calf lightly let me blow this shit out of proportion. oh & ya.. that nose bleed, let me just say it's a broken nose".