Does anyone else take a real stinky while on Facebook or Twitter and see a picture of some girl you know and automatically get turned off and label them as smelling like shit? I gotta stop taking shits and getting on social media.
"Now there are skiers and then there are gymnasts with skis on their feet." - Tom Warnick. The most interesting man in the world. Stay thirsty, my friends.
"She got a big booty so I call her Big Booty" - 2 Chainz
"Nothing in all the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity." - Martin Luther King, Jr.