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North Korea is declaring war on South Korea

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corona
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They say they vow to cancel the 1953 cease fire that ended the Korean War. Shit is about to go down.
Mar 5 2013 10:48PM
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K-Dot.
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Okay. But let's say somehow North Korea stole/discovered the technology to build highly lethal nukes that could travel over seas. Wouldn't this be a pretty well kept secret? Wouldn't they do stupid rinky dink tests so we think that they are years behind? This is all hypothetical of course but it seems possible, doesn't it? But yeah I know that our missiles would shoot any missiles of theirs out of the sky in a heartbeat
Mar 7 2013 10:39PM
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Mr.Sloth
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They can't feed themselves, much less develope a secret nuclear weapons program. Keep in mind there a plenty of people out there watching every little move they make.
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Mar 8 2013 9:01AM
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SkiThe603
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this is gonna end poorly for the fat guy.
Mar 8 2013 9:22AM
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PJS.
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No. It doesn't. NK has neither the resources to obtain such information nor the motives to keep it quiet. If they had such a weapon, they would reveal it in order to gain more influence and power (or just as likely, attempt to use it to blackmail the West into sending them food).
Mar 8 2013 11:35AM
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ski4fun420
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These guys look young!!
Mar 8 2013 12:16PM
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_DUSTY_
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Conscription starts at 17, that's pretty damn young.
Mar 8 2013 1:00PM
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K-Dot.
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But let's say they somehow had access to the information. And wouldn't it be advantageous to NK to have all of America thinking that they have no way of creating this? And they obviously know that revealing this would only make their situation worse with us. We would shoot it down in a moments notice. So attempting to "blackmail" us with it would make no sense.
Mar 8 2013 1:05PM
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fujarome
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nuclear weapons aren't useful unless everyone knows you have them.

Especially if you only have a few.


Let's say that against all odds, they managed to hit Los Angeles with a nuclear weapon. Most likely their only one. The US government isn't going to sit back and say "let's talk this out bro." They are going to rain devastation upon North Korea.

Whereas if North Korea provides proof that they have the technology to hit LA, then they can call a meeting and settle things to improve their standing rather than become the new northern territory of South Korea.
Mar 8 2013 1:13PM
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Drail
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So, I just had a thought. Maybe North Korea has been playing video games and watching hollywood movies (namely "Homefront" and the "Red Dawn" remake, and just like we have been warned for years, they want to emulate what they saw on their tv's and think they can actually pull it off.

I mean, look how close they got in "Red Dawn".


Sorry, continue on with the real conversation, I'll shut up.
Mar 8 2013 1:21PM
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Drail
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hahahaha.
Mar 8 2013 1:53PM
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K-Dot.
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Yeah okay I get what you're saying. It just seems like North Korea is too stupid to be real haha
Mar 8 2013 8:13PM
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Twinjibber77
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Because every test they announce comes up so far short it's not even funny. Walmart could build better nuclear weapons.
Mar 8 2013 11:21PM
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skierman
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The original remake of Red Dawn was so much better than this one. I mean China is at least believable to invade us. Even though they said in the movie that North Korea was just in control of the area where the Wolverines are, not the whole country. Russia and China was backing those sonsabitches.
Mar 8 2013 11:28PM
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PJS.
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*new northern territory of North Barrenfuckinghellscape United Mutated Rat Republic.
Mar 8 2013 11:58PM
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corona
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They have just declared a 'state of war' with south korea.


in related news, Kim-Jong Un launches a naval attack on Japan

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Mar 30 2013 4:06PM
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Benedetto.
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Hahahaha spot on
Mar 30 2013 6:36PM
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Mr.Huck
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I guess then: Dim So Yung
Mar 30 2013 6:39PM
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II_strapped_II
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More or less. That's where the U.S. Army 2nd infantry division is headquartered.
Mar 30 2013 9:39PM
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Pancake_Fucker
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Inb4 just Korea.
Mar 30 2013 9:53PM
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vailsux.com
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North Korea is a very misunderstood place. They don't want war, they just want to dance!






















Mar 30 2013 10:55PM
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Mint-BerryCrunch
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Korean here, I recently talked to my cousins who live in Seoul and they told me that not much has changed. Just another regular day over there for the most part.
Mar 31 2013 4:44AM
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deleted5
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Because even if they did have the technology to launch a rocket over here. we have countermeasures that would blow it before it got halfway across the ocean.
Mar 31 2013 5:03AM
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californiagrown
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nah. missile defense is super shitty. like 60%-70% success ratio. not something you should feel safe relying on.

the hard part regarding nuclear ICBMs is being able to deliver it to the correct orbit, and building a warhead small enough to be delivered on a missile...mainly building a warhead small enough is the issue.

We have developed technology that can deliver many warheads to seperate parts of the world from 1 single rocket launch.... Russia, and the US(plus select allies) are the only countries who have nuclear Subs capable of undetectable nuclear war. Trident Missiles and the Ohio class subs...google DAT SHIT!!!!
Mar 31 2013 5:18AM
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.SHAGGY.
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+k to you sir
Mar 31 2013 9:21AM
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skiierman
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Yeah, let's trust the word of people that eat DOGS.

We all know that Kimmy Yong-Yang is going to do something severely stupid. What else would you expect from a teenager with a bloated sense of self-worth that was raised with getting whatever he wanted from a father with a country's worth of money?

That'd be like handing a country over to any kid wearing XXL Saga gear in the park.

Mar 31 2013 9:37AM
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Bodhisattva_
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Subramine warfare is fucking terrifying. So crazy to know that there are more than likely nuclear subs patrolling under the polar ice caps just cruising around like the biggest baddest sharks in the ocean.
Apr 1 2013 1:18PM
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Dustin.
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I highly doubt we'd engage NK since it would be fairly simple to play defense along the DMZ and just blockade the entire country from trade. They'd hurt very badly without Chinese support and I doubt China would be willing to fight us just to trade with NK. Just like Kosovo, denying them the basics like food, water, electricity would likely be highly effective.

Thoughts? I think the chances of NK acting militarily is slim at best, but just for giggles what do you guys think?
Apr 1 2013 3:28PM
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corona
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you're assuming they have these things to begin with
Apr 1 2013 3:32PM
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yasgur99
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I just want them to go to war so the US can help fuck up NK
Apr 1 2013 3:43PM
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Dustin.
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That's fucking stupid.
Apr 1 2013 6:36PM
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El_Barto.
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Yea, thats just what the US needs right now.

Dustin, what is your situation right now? Are you in a badass fighter jet or what?
Apr 1 2013 6:49PM
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californiagrown
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THe reason China backs them is because of the HUGE refugee issue that would materialize.

China doesnt want a few million NKs crossing the border into china looking for help.

I think NK would shell some border towns thinking that the US and SK wouldnt respond becuase we dont want to start a war. NK is dellusional in that it thinks it gets three strikes before it gets struck out. REally though they get one, and then we carpet bomb that wasteland.
Apr 2 2013 12:38AM
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PacificRimJob
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North Korea is so full of bullshit. WOLF CRYER... Bitches going to get a preemptive strike on their as one of these days and get blown to shit.
May 21 2013 12:43AM
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gotti
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terrible bump
May 21 2013 12:45AM
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