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midwest = gay

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quillbro
Posts: 297 - Karma: 10
Butt ass cold temp - snow = gay.

I hate this shit, im just drooling over my skis like 24 7 and looking longingly out the window
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Nov 12 2004 12:25PM
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TeenageWasteland
Posts: 1237 - Karma: 10
Yeah Ohio sucks ass...it gets to like 5 degrees...but nope no snow
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Nov 12 2004 12:54PM
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onepiecerockstar
Posts: 11 - Karma: 10
dude, are you serious? the fuckin schrab bros represent!
Nov 12 2004 1:03PM
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Freeskier22
Posts: 991 - Karma: 19
hes talking about the weather, prolly michigan, because it has frosted like 8 days in a row and is always cold but no snow



thats for democrats, and the stinkin liberals too
Nov 12 2004 1:06PM
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skogenjake
Posts: 6685 - Karma: 511
how the hell would your welsh ass know that? and yeah it does suck here. but we have more lakes then you ya british bastard. ok fine you have a ocean, but we have....um...well...mall of america! suck on that!

i got in a car crash,got shot at,and attacked by a fucking bobcat. cross country is boring.
Nov 12 2004 1:10PM
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skogenjake
Posts: 6685 - Karma: 511
how the hell would your welsh ass know that? and yeah it does suck here. but we have more lakes then you ya british bastard. ok fine you have a ocean, but we have....um...well...mall of america! suck on that!

i got in a car crash,got shot at,and attacked by a fucking bobcat. cross country is boring.
Nov 12 2004 1:15PM
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skogenjake
Posts: 6685 - Karma: 511
it posted twice....??

i got in a car crash,got shot at,and attacked by a fucking bobcat. cross country is boring.
Nov 12 2004 1:15PM
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Fishtaless
Posts: 177 - Karma: 10
the mall of america is the only good thing in the midwest, and even that isnt that great..actually it sucks. Fuck the midwest!
Nov 12 2004 1:17PM
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Ahmets_Brother
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why doesnt your mountain just make snow if its cold enough?



dont go to new york. all it has to offer is i love ny stickers
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Nov 12 2004 1:19PM
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skogenjake
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never been there. but fuck it. we have detroit. gangsta. when your dippn' in the LBC you gotta know- it harder in detroit. ya herd. and we beat your dope ass team in basketball.

i got in a car crash,got shot at,and attacked by a fucking bobcat. cross country is boring.
Nov 12 2004 1:20PM
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therastatruth
Posts: 167 - Karma: 10
yeah fuck the midwest why am i here shit
Nov 12 2004 1:39PM
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THEYCALLME
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it does that cold without snow deal alot in maryland
Nov 12 2004 2:22PM
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skogenjake
Posts: 6685 - Karma: 511
yeah we're totaly living the high life here. i swear when it snows here im going to post like 30 threads saying 'holy shit its snowing' like all of you that like live in vermont or colorado do. then youll know when we get our 5 inches of snow and ski or 300 verticle feet

i got in a car crash,got shot at,and attacked by a fucking bobcat. cross country is boring.
Nov 12 2004 2:24PM
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thewavebb
Posts: 1082 - Karma: 20
they are blowin snow in Mn. I am pumped
Nov 12 2004 2:35PM
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Ahmets_Brother
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western ny still hasnt gotten 5inches....weve gotten about 2inches in higher elevations and thats it



dont go to new york. all it has to offer is i love ny stickers
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'dont fuck with me cause the last person that fucked with me....well they lived a pretty normal life'- misty7
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'maybe i shold turn lesbien and get the girls'-misty7
'i can have sex with the snow'-misty7 on how winter will end his lonelyness
Nov 12 2004 2:47PM
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mommy
Posts: 12072 - Karma: 59
wisconsin is where 99.9 percent of pros ski.
Nov 12 2004 2:49PM
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Freeskier874
Posts: 255 - Karma: 12
yeah michigan sucks I cant wait to go to college out west
Nov 12 2004 2:52PM
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brpwbn
Posts: 173 - Karma: 10
have you all forgotten about noah's ark? and that they won't sell babe ruth inside city limits there? noah's ark is the greatest thing about the midwest
Nov 12 2004 3:02PM
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D-40
Posts: 6050 - Karma: 100
i dont care if you guys hate on the midwest ski conditions but dont hate on the mall of america.
Nov 12 2004 6:45PM
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zorbazdeer
Posts: 194 - Karma: 10
yea don't be hatin the mall of america, it's got camp snoopy!
Nov 12 2004 6:48PM
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dooner
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teddy knape = midwest

teddy knape= gay ??
Nov 12 2004 6:52PM
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GingerKid08
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I was at the mall of america like 20 minutes ago, but yea i heard Buck Hill is opening tommarow with 15 buck lift tickets. Kind of pricy for one run with a 250 ft vertical.
Nov 12 2004 8:18PM
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alisly
Posts: 615 - Karma: 10
whoooa man i was at the mall of america like 20 minutes ago too!
Nov 12 2004 8:19PM
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GingerKid08
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No way, I was there with my mom, felt like a complete tard.
Nov 12 2004 8:26PM
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quillbro
Posts: 297 - Karma: 10
thats another reaon why the midwest sucks....no verticle.
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Nov 12 2004 8:36PM
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D-40
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yeah there isnt any vert at all but we do with what we got. midwest has pproduced some pretty well known pros
Nov 12 2004 11:26PM
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numbsy
Posts: 149 - Karma: 10
we suck. But, if you can learn to ski on this shitty snow you can rip out west.
Nov 12 2004 11:41PM
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quillbro
Posts: 297 - Karma: 10
hey I dont want you guys to get me wrong....im not ripping on the midwest. I mean after all I live here. So then I would be ripping on myself. Im just voiceing my dissapointment with the low slung mountains and the lack of snow.
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Nov 13 2004 11:55AM
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mommy
Posts: 12072 - Karma: 59
'we suck. But, if you can learn to ski on this shitty snow you can rip out west.'

bull-fucking-shit. skiing outwest is way more tiring. the runs are so short in wisconsin and michigan that you get to the bottem before you get a chance to get tired.
Nov 13 2004 2:05PM
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quillbro
Posts: 297 - Karma: 10
^agreed
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Nov 13 2004 2:26PM
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D-40
Posts: 6050 - Karma: 100
true that mommy. the longest run in mn is like a mile long at spirit. i doubt it is even that long
Nov 13 2004 5:12PM
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1080chubs
Posts: 1001 - Karma: 28
what i dont git is how michigan can get so much rain in one summer, and not get any snow in the winter... wtf!?
Nov 13 2004 5:34PM
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user098123
Posts: 6072 - Karma: 18
Ya michigan does suck for winters...but i hear that the winter is supposed to be really bad this year, all i got is a little place called bittersweet to ski, kinda blows
Nov 13 2004 6:34PM
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ride18
Posts: 65 - Karma: 10
everyly = midwest
everly = the best thing ready to bust out this winter
im a bad man and i dont give a damn
Nov 13 2004 7:34PM
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michiganjibber
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Not all of michigan sucks. But, I'm not saying it's great either. Way up the tip of 'da u.p.' there's a Mt. Bohemia which kicks ass, but only if it's a good winter. First day I went there they brought us up on a groomer and the snow on the main runs was waist deep. There's some pretty gnar cliffs too in the 'extreme backcountry'. Worth the drive but only if conditions are in their prime. If not, Mt. Ripley is close and last year there was 3 tables, 1 60 ft. hip/table, and a 65 ft. step down. Great hill considering it's size...we make the best of what we got...lots of urban skiing gets done in between.
I dont know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
Nov 15 2004 7:30PM
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Henry
Posts: 2013 - Karma: 41
Northern Michigan (upper penninsula) is alot differnt from michigan and the midwest, up here annual snowfall is around 300+ inches and a typical season lasts from mid-november thru mid-april (that's alot longer then some western resorts)

two years ago i was skiing lift access at ski brule on October 30th (opening day), then hiking the halfpipe, tables and rails at marquette til mid May, that's over 6 months of skiing in the midwest.

my point is this: the majority of the midwest sucks, but there are places up north here in michigan where it is BAREABLE. and i think everyone who lives here will pretty much agree with me.
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Nov 15 2004 9:44PM
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aggro_sk8
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wisconsin sucks, right now im 45 min away from cascades. anyone know what thats like?
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Nov 15 2004 9:51PM
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quillbro
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yeah cuz im in the same boat...ive got my season pass, my twins all set to go, yet I drive to college get out of my car and walk to class and it rains...im like WTF!! im soo pissed right now. If it was just 10 degrees or so colder that would be snow and I would be ditching to go ski.
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Nov 15 2004 9:59PM
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free_ski
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Northern MI gets the job done. Between hitting Mt. Bohemia's 900ft of vert( www.mtbohemia.com ) every month or so and Boyne Mountain and Boyne Highlands inbetween its not bad at all. Out west is better, but it always seems busy on their slopes.. well atleast every time I've been out there and its not like its prime time holidays either.

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Nov 16 2004 12:34PM
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reeski
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you should move

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Nov 16 2004 12:58PM
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undercover_skier
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you should move to a ski country !!!
Nov 16 2004 1:00PM
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schmies
Posts: 2032 - Karma: 505
You guys are stupid. Midwest is great. When you get the chance to ski other areas, you appreciate it so much. People that really love to ski, come from the midwest. Skied in downpours? Check. Skied on manmade snow and real ice all year? (Real ice...not the 'ice' people talk about out west.) Check. Skied when it was -50 out and you can only take 3 runs at a time? Check.
Fun is what you make of it. I loved growing up there and skiing where I did. You obviously don't know how to make fun for yourselves if you are just bithcing about it.

Ah well, to each their own. A few big names in our industry hail from the Midwest: Seth Morrison (lived in Madison), Jeremy Nobis (Born in Madison), Brant Moles (Playboy Club), Matt Sterbenz (Wilmont, WI), Iberg is from the Twin Cities, the infamous Alex Applegate, CP and the MWAS from Cascade, WI, Boyd Easly, Greg Tufflemire and Omar Otte are from Michigan, as is Gordy Pheifer. Even Ashley Battersby grew up in Chicago. Nick Mercon also grew up nearby in Valpraiso, Indiana. I'm done ranting, accept where you are and enjoy it. Life is more fun that way.
Nov 16 2004 2:46PM
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quillbro
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^I agree lots of good skiers came from the midwest...and skiing our hills does make you enjoy the west that much more. But at the same time...it sucks when everyone else is skiing except for us. And lets face it...400ft of verticle or a few thousand? I think thats a pretty easy decision. I am accepting the fact that I live here, for now. But that doesnt mean that I want to stay. The only reason why im bitching is because its 50 degrees out there and raining.
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Nov 16 2004 4:04PM
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skogenjake
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upper michigans cool...if you want to marry you sister. no jk. just some of the truck stops up there.... anyways midwest- yeah its sucks, but dont be hatin cause like its all boarders out here so representing here is alot harder. its like wearing a doo rag and having a car with spinners in the hamptons. its hard to represent when your out of place. but we try on what we have.

i got in a car crash,got shot at,and attacked by a fucking bobcat. cross country is boring.
Nov 16 2004 6:54PM
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