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The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air got a high schooler from PA arrested

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quixotic
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guns.... man.

Mar 1 2013 6:43PM
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introvert
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LOLOLOLOL
Mar 1 2013 6:44PM
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Chinchi
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This is a story all about how
Mar 1 2013 6:44PM
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introvert
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my life got turned upside down
Mar 1 2013 6:45PM
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howlongcanausern
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....and they family hires an attorney
Mar 1 2013 6:46PM
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CheddarJack
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so funny
Mar 1 2013 6:47PM
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Chinchi
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And I'd like to take a minute just sitten right there, to tell how I became the prince of a town called bel-air
Mar 1 2013 6:57PM
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northeast
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you guys are butchering this song
Mar 1 2013 9:56PM
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Stickity
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this
Mar 1 2013 10:00PM
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theabortionator
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They're 10 and have never seen it.

And FUCKING EPIC!


Accidental trollolollollol.

Kid is a boss. I'd happily pay his bail if he was still locked up.


Mar 1 2013 10:00PM
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LiquorLanch
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They'll get laughed out of court
Mar 1 2013 10:01PM
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theabortionator
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Reminds me of



Now this is the story all about how
My sex life got flipped turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute just sit right there
I'll tell you all about the sexual encounter with my cousin affair

In upstate ny born and raised
on the intranets is where I spent most of my days
Chillin out, maxin, relxin all hood
And puffin a blunt of some shit that was good
When a sexy young lady that was dressed like a 7
Came into my life and I thought I was in heaven
I got in one little fuck and realized my goof
When the news came around and I found out the truth

I begged and I pleaded that it all was a lie
Hoped that it was a dream, or that I just got to high
I wanted to hide maybe change my name to paco
because I'd just put my wiener in my cousins pink taco

First though, yo this is bad
I really fucked my life up and I got pretty sad
Is this how all the people of arkansas livin like
Hmm, actually this might just be alright

Then I logged on a computer and went to ns
And when I arrived, I was scared an impressed
For before my eyes there was already a thread
And I thought to myself, man I wish I was dead

I jumped into the thread about 11 or 12
And I yelled to the haters and grabbed some booze from the shelve
Looked in the mirror decided I just didn't fucking care
And that's my whole story, I guess everything's there.
Mar 1 2013 10:06PM
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Smuffy
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winnning so hard
Mar 1 2013 10:11PM
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Holte
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^^ bahahaha good times.
Mar 1 2013 10:23PM
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dompuch
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haha funny shit, id be pissed
sue will smith
Mar 2 2013 12:35AM
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BrewskiJr
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Legendary. Who originally made that
Mar 2 2013 4:37AM
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nagger
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what a dumb woman
it's a song, and even if it did say shooting up people outside the school there are dozens of songs that actually have lyrics about school shootings. they should probably arrest those guys instead.
Mar 2 2013 9:23AM
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maximiliaan
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so good
Mar 2 2013 9:30AM
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-Mugatu
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Kind of lame how they are hiring an attorney, Id just be laughing my ass off and call that receptionist lame for never seeing the fresh prince
Mar 2 2013 9:40AM
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jcc03skis
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When a couple of guys who were up to no good
Started making fun of my morning wood
I sucked one dude's cock and mom got scared.
And said "You're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-air"

Mar 2 2013 9:57AM
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Anathema
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shooting some b-ball

shooting some PEOPLE?!

OMG MASS PANIC


.......only in the states.........
Mar 2 2013 10:28AM
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mathmansam
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Epic ECB reference up therr
Mar 2 2013 11:00AM
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2_fadez
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why is a 19 year old in high school?
Mar 2 2013 11:07AM
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nagger
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taking a 5th year and born between newyears and march?
Mar 2 2013 11:09AM
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theabortionator
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That stupid asshole with the coathanger icon. Abortionator or whatever.

He's a fucking tool though. I have him 0/10. Haven't seen him post in a while, maybe he left for good.
Mar 2 2013 6:01PM
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AGOF
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I dont know about you guys but i wouldnt be pleased about being arrested for this stupid fucking voicemail, sure he was let go immediatly, but should the cops arrest you on the spot for a fucking voicemail?
Mar 2 2013 6:42PM
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theabortionator
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Cops can do whatever they want now days. Way worse stuff that goes on than getting arrested for a voicemail.


The receptionist called it in as a hysteric potential shooting threat. Rather than let a school get gunned down the cops arrested the kid only to find out the receptionist is a fucking square.
Mar 2 2013 6:49PM
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Downtofilm
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I lold
Mar 2 2013 9:29PM
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