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I Need Girl Help!

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cookiemonster69
Posts: 47 - Karma: 531
I need to find a way to pickup and impress girls that I don't know very well. All my friends seem so comfortable around girls and always talk to them. When I try to talk to a girl someone else just goes up and makes her laugh or I go out and start saying something and then just get too scared to say anything else. I just make myself look like a retard. I NEED YOUR HELP NS!!!
Feb 24 2013 12:20AM
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Stose
Posts: 7109 - Karma: 4,123
you definitely came to the right place
Feb 24 2013 12:21AM
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Black.Bird
Posts: 2566 - Karma: 684
You sound cute, PM me.
Feb 24 2013 12:23AM
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Miclovin
Posts: 1043 - Karma: 637
eharmony.com
Feb 24 2013 12:23AM
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whoa-dere
Posts: 10596 - Karma: 7,100
fo realz, joke with them but treat them like shit and be a big douche. they'll be all over you.
Feb 24 2013 12:25AM
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El_Barto.
Posts: 11630 - Karma: 24,465
some girl will appreciate you for the retard that you. be yourself and eventually it will work out
Feb 24 2013 12:25AM
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The_Real_EWilly
Posts: 395 - Karma: 1,321
Nah Jdate
Feb 24 2013 12:29AM
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Stose
Posts: 7109 - Karma: 4,123
no man that's for bitches like you. Real men talk to girls
Feb 24 2013 12:30AM
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edai
Posts: 4983 - Karma: 4,632
You need some confidence boy
Feb 24 2013 12:32AM
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grapejuice3000+
Posts: 2132 - Karma: 1,985
dont be a dick to them, ive never done it and i never will, its just playing their emotions and thats not cool at all. you wont get anything real if youre a dick to girls.
Feb 24 2013 12:48AM
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alvy.
Posts: 2134 - Karma: 377
^this 12 year old has obviously got his game down
Feb 24 2013 1:51AM
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Stickity
Posts: 7750 - Karma: 769
look deep into their eyes and say "you make my peepee excited" in a deep seductive voice
Feb 24 2013 1:54AM
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[hamnuts]
Posts: 2356 - Karma: 439
pee in her butt, duh.
Feb 24 2013 2:16AM
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baaangthat
Posts: 2245 - Karma: 2,587
blackpeoplemeet.com

Feb 24 2013 2:24AM
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Master_Debater
Posts: 1211 - Karma: 225
Practice in the mirror spitting game, get your word skills sharp. Thats probably the best thing to do.














Or get a puppy.
Feb 24 2013 2:36AM
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grown-ninja
Posts: 3031 - Karma: 175
Walk up to them and be real, say something like ' wow I never realized how big your nose was, or damn girl I like that cellulite on the back of your arms'. Girls like bad boys not this typical complement bs
Feb 24 2013 2:50AM
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a.bott
Posts: 1355 - Karma: 438
came here to post this haha
Feb 24 2013 2:52AM
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RimJobber
Posts: 3313 - Karma: 10,058
We all fuk in need girl help.
Feb 24 2013 2:57AM
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VersaceCockring
Posts: 366 - Karma: 638
damnit me too.
Feb 24 2013 5:01AM
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Mr_Bump
Posts: 689 - Karma: 427
cocaine
Feb 24 2013 5:22AM
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NorBeecePow
Posts: 8 - Karma: 11
Finger her anus.
Feb 24 2013 6:35AM
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theschneidler
Posts: 2099 - Karma: 354
dude just use the system, using this 1 weird trick I've been banging 10 hot babes every week!
Feb 24 2013 7:21AM
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Laurent.
Posts: 10054 - Karma: 25,277
I just stare intensely at them from across the room. I'm hot so it isn't creepy.

Then they walk over to me, and I seduce them with my charm.
Feb 24 2013 7:26AM
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ARMADAR7
Posts: 401 - Karma: 36
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kTFZyl7hfBw I dont know how to imbed but use this
Feb 24 2013 8:46AM
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ARMADAR7
Posts: 401 - Karma: 36
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kTFZyl7hfBw I dont know how to imbed but use this
Feb 24 2013 8:46AM
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daskis
Posts: 1828 - Karma: 356
Agree. Just stop trying so hard. You can tell when a guy is trying to hard and that just isn't genuinely attractive. But seriously, this is not the place. Try the ladies' men cult or whatever it is... or just talk to your actual friends.
Feb 24 2013 9:28AM
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JWeinstock
Posts: 3439 - Karma: 1,352
Christianmingle.com
Feb 24 2013 9:36AM
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Kid.Kelley
Posts: 565 - Karma: 181
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Feb 24 2013 12:44PM
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clive_bixby
Posts: 1834 - Karma: 499
Get a puppy
Feb 24 2013 12:47PM
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BChaps1209
Posts: 1350 - Karma: 2,441
learn to play some basic chords on a guitar
Feb 24 2013 1:20PM
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spliff.Life
Posts: 7847 - Karma: 1,549
while singing
Feb 24 2013 1:33PM
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HamFaceGirl
Posts: 5242 - Karma: 2,679
And dancing
Feb 24 2013 2:21PM
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swanson212
Posts: 108 - Karma: 86
aqcuire a teacup pig
Feb 24 2013 2:32PM
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alex=
Posts: 1738 - Karma: 2,835
This eventually some girl will think that going up and embarrassing yourself in front of her and being a bumbling retard is sweet, cute, etc. blah blah and she'll give you the digits! cake walk from there

just chill the fuck out. I always tell myself that if I don't do it (talk to her) then, it'll never get done. try that
Feb 24 2013 2:38PM
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manutdsaol
Posts: 906 - Karma: 56
Can attest to this, when I talk to girls I don't know I always stutter and sound like an idiot. But it still turns out fine most if the time. You can't really lose, worst case scenario they don't like you and you find someone else who does.
Feb 24 2013 3:16PM
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grapejuice3000+
Posts: 2132 - Karma: 1,985
pagansacrificepartners.com
Feb 24 2013 3:16PM
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BertBoyd
Posts: 734 - Karma: 2,253
Blackpeoplemeet.com
Feb 24 2013 3:59PM
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ironic
Posts: 735 - Karma: 104
I see what you did there....



Feb 24 2013 4:04PM
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Bateman
Posts: 8590 - Karma: 8,600
Honestly kiddo, the best pickup line is the following:

"Wow, you're really pretty"

or something along those lines. Works every time.

Right pinknames!?
Feb 24 2013 4:05PM
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Yardie
Posts: 374 - Karma: -3
watch this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w65qBE-5fWg


Feb 24 2013 4:06PM
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HungryHypocrite
Posts: 765 - Karma: 939
watch literally all the simplepickup videos on youtube

and act like them keep in mind "fuck it if i embarras myself to shit i will probably not see that girl ever again" (unless you live in a shithole)
Feb 24 2013 4:20PM
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elinde
Posts: 1459 - Karma: 2,934
i already had you at 10/10, don't remember why. idk why but that made me laugh a lot haha well done sir
Feb 24 2013 8:30PM
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daannnnieel
Posts: 5163 - Karma: 4,293
Be yourself, watch what you say, and try and figure out what they like. Just try to become friends with them, find a common interest and whatnot.
Feb 24 2013 10:50PM
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Kooky_Lukey
Posts: 1002 - Karma: 1,966
Are you as awkward as this guy?


Feb 25 2013 12:19AM
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deleted5
Posts: 14507 - Karma: 13,500
Feb 25 2013 12:24AM
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deleted5
Posts: 14507 - Karma: 13,500

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Feb 25 2013 12:28AM
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accualyisdolan
Posts: 3295 - Karma: -192
Tthis
Feb 25 2013 12:33PM
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Davy.Crockett
Posts: 5373 - Karma: 323
this
Feb 25 2013 12:42PM
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theabortionator
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Feb 25 2013 12:43PM
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