Help me afford the two grand that I need to drop on a plane ticket to Lilongwe, Africa in a couple days and buy some of this hella sweet, dope ass, raw as fuq Jiberish, kids.
You can't find this shit anywhere, so once it's gone here, it's gone for good. Never again will you be able to cawp it. Once in a lifetime chance. Missed your opportunity? Oops. It's gone.
XXL Jiberish Sleeper. This thing is raw. Not a single rip or tear and mang is it tall as fucc. But when I picked it up off of here a few months back, I didn't think the stain on the front would be that bad. I mean, it's not massive, but it's super noticeable...and I won't play anyone. It's not coming out. It's some type of grease stain I guess. It's in there for good. There's also a few smaller spots a bit higher and on the sleeve, but those aren't nearly as noticeable. It's still definitely a sick hoodie, though, and you'll be the only one in a million mile radius that has it. And hell, who da fuq is going to notice a stain while you're riding? Buy it and be ballin bitch. 33.5 inch zipper. Since I know what I paid for it in the exact same condition it's in now, I'll start it at 100.
XXXL Sample (So like...4XL) Unreleased Crew.
Oh shit. Yeah. You heard right. Right now you're probably like "How dis bitch even get his hands on that?" I got my ways so don't even worry about that. Anyway...this thing is prime. I give it an 8/10 on the gangster scale. Aside from a tiny mark here and there and the back being a tad bit worn, it's perfect, and you'll legitimately be the ONLY one with the sweatshirt...like...really. I'm pretty sure this is the only size of this in existence. Do you want to be the only one in the fucking universe with this? Damn fucking straight you do! And plus, it's dope as fuck! Shapes and shit on the sleeve! Shit is off the hook. Damn. Do I even want to sell it?! Have to niqqa! I don't even know what to get for this...so offer. 32.5 inch "zipper".
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