Every thanksgiving I volunteer at the local senior center cause they have a big dinner (well, it's actually lunch because they're seniors) and wash dishes for 8 hours. It sucks. I pity the fool who washes dishes.
Oh... I thought you meant real anti-freeze, I was like 'Jesus man, you must be a drinking god to still be alive.' -skierman
'You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.'
'I don't like people who take drugs... Customs men for example.'
I worked as a dishwasher at a Chili's, which happened to be the most popular restaurant in my town, it fucking sucked so I know what it's like. I've since graduated to janitor, but still loath my time behind that dish counter, never again...
'...Smoking's bad, smoking killed my dad. Yeah, he was driving down the highway one day and as he was lighting his cigarette, it blew out the window. So he jumps out the door to save it, and ran himself over. Uh, you mind if I smoke?' -Olie Ollaussen, Ski Bum extraordinaire
i work in a pizza shop, i run the oven, and do dishes. and before that i did dishes exclusivly.
in science class i sat down to fast and you know how you can sit on your balls. well i did and i sat down really fast and crushed them and right when i sat down i started puking and fell out of my chair. they teacher laughed. i felt like i could pass out i wanted to die.-*NWFT*nUkkA
I still just have no idea how you can mistake your dick and a chicken neck, let alone not realize what you are doing. -manus