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Listening to porn while sleeping

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nagger
Posts: 1576 - Karma: 882
hi nsg
I've never had a wet dream before and I'm wondering if I put some fucking noises on my ipod and listen to it while I sleep it might happen. has anyone given this a go before?
Feb 19 2013 5:29PM
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.frenchy
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There's your answer.
Feb 19 2013 10:32PM
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accualyisdolan
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Vaginal fluid. Gross
Feb 19 2013 10:32PM
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act.resist
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EXACTLY
Feb 19 2013 10:35PM
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.frenchy
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Does this face look like I care?

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Feb 19 2013 10:36PM
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DIX~
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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
Feb 19 2013 10:38PM
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no_steeze
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what do you consider semen to be then?

wet in the sense that it drips and saturates fabrics
Feb 19 2013 10:38PM
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accualyisdolan
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Jesus...
Feb 19 2013 10:42PM
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act.resist
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i know but that's not the point

i dont think that the term "wet dream" is literal. you dont fucking cum when you have a dream. i think that wet dream like i said earlier is a play off of a child's wet dream, where they pee.

that's just my opinion man. (you also realize that I'm just agging you all on)
Feb 19 2013 10:44PM
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K-Dot.
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But you do cum when you have a dream..?
Feb 19 2013 10:45PM
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Anathema
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balls and weiners
Feb 19 2013 10:45PM
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.frenchy
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That's what they all say......
Feb 19 2013 10:45PM
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act.resist
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WHAT oh, it all makes sense then.

ok carry on with your wet dreams then
Feb 19 2013 10:48PM
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SKI.ING
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Hate that color too man.
Feb 19 2013 10:49PM
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act.resist
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you can't blame me for not knowing that
Feb 19 2013 10:49PM
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K-Dot.
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I blame Obama.
Feb 19 2013 10:50PM
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act.resist
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I blame the feds
Feb 19 2013 10:57PM
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no_steeze
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please, don't be ridiculous. everyone knows that wet dreams happen when steven segal tiptoes into your room and jerks off all over your dick while you sleep
Feb 19 2013 11:00PM
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chickenonabun
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back in the day I had wet dreams so often I would put kleenex in my pants before sleeping
Feb 19 2013 11:01PM
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erikK
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10/10 in case you're serious
Feb 19 2013 11:05PM
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chickenonabun
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I'm completley serious
Feb 19 2013 11:07PM
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SacZiplock
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just
lost
Feb 19 2013 11:20PM
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accualyisdolan
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Would you rather-
Drink a mug full of period blood
Or
Eat a poop filled calizone
Feb 19 2013 11:20PM
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DIX~
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Feb 19 2013 11:30PM
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ilikedolphins
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this thread is gold
Feb 20 2013 4:34AM
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no_steeze
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confucius say: boy who go to sleep with girl problem on mind wakes up with solution on hand
Feb 20 2013 12:49PM
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seward
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i have never had a wet dream, iz my peenerz brokenz?

i honestly dont even understand how theyre possible.
how do you blow, whilst sleeping?

like unless you kiddies are fuckin your pillows or mattress while you sleep i seriously dont, fuckin, understand, how its even possible.
Feb 20 2013 12:50PM
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JWeinstock
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This thread is a great example of nsg. The fuck is going on HAHA
Feb 20 2013 3:25PM
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mathmansam
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That explains the fat chick that had engulfed my arm after I got too drunk last weekend.
Feb 20 2013 3:40PM
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jbalz
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one time i woke up soaked and thought i was sweating all night but it turned out i blew a huge load and rolled around in it all night.

shit was not cool.
Feb 20 2013 3:49PM
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Dr.Dro
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Nah I definitely busted a nut in a dream I had and tripped out because it was a mess at 6 in the morning and had to clean my bed. Only happened once though and that was a while back.
Feb 20 2013 3:50PM
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El_Barto.
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why would you take a shower? just take off your jizz soaked underpants and go back to dreaming about railing broads.
Feb 20 2013 4:01PM
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jbalz
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you are dreaming that youre having sex with someone and since its a dream it seems so real that you actually blow your load. maybe you dont have a vivid enough imagination. no wait i know what it is...

dude....



















youre gay.





Feb 20 2013 4:08PM
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seward
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lol. ya man, i dont have wet dreams, must be gay.

i just dont understand how its possible at all. even if you are having the most realistic of dreams possible, how do you blow loads without anyone touching you?

how does it feel to fuck your pillow, blow on it, then keep on sleeping like nothing happened?

and im gay? pillow fucker.
lolz

Feb 20 2013 4:13PM
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Huck_Norris
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They only happen when your cup runneth over, yo. 

Beat off more and it won't happen afaik. 

Feb 20 2013 4:16PM
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CK_Ski
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Are EVERYWHERE.
Feb 20 2013 4:16PM
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CK_Ski
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This is definitely the most random thread I have seen.. maybe ever.
Feb 20 2013 4:17PM
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.frenchy
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Damn, me too!
Feb 20 2013 4:19PM
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bfulmer
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idk why you would want to have one... they're just fucking inconvenient
Feb 20 2013 4:23PM
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Downtofilm
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This thread is a win.
Feb 20 2013 4:35PM
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theTRIBE101
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this last page of the thread was lolz
Feb 20 2013 5:08PM
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PG_EDA
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This thread may be the end of a rainbow. Gold.
Feb 20 2013 7:03PM
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Darth.Maul
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20 days into no fap february and in still wet dreamfree. I fear its gonna happen any day though...
Feb 20 2013 7:12PM
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nagger
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okay guys so it didn't work but I precummed a lot when I was trying to fall asleep.
Feb 25 2013 8:18PM
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Stope.Neeze
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Feb 25 2013 9:02PM
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Puns
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stop masturbating and it will happen and be confusing
Feb 25 2013 9:07PM
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Petersaurusrex
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Just an FYI, I actually tried this the other night. Pretty convenient timing to find this thread.

I ended up sitting there listening to porn for about an hour and just said fuckit, wanked one, and dozed off.
Feb 25 2013 9:46PM
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Heart
Posts: 6156 - Karma: 3,462
i feel like perhaps a tube sock would have been a better choice.
Feb 25 2013 10:15PM
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northeast
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when you cum in your dreams... you cum in real life
Feb 25 2013 10:19PM
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casual
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Best thread in months. El Gato going HAM.
Feb 25 2013 10:28PM
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.Rybak.
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I haven't either.. i feel like a part of my childhood is missing because of never having this experience.
Feb 25 2013 11:06PM
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