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Listening to porn while sleeping

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nagger
Posts: 1576 - Karma: 882
hi nsg
I've never had a wet dream before and I'm wondering if I put some fucking noises on my ipod and listen to it while I sleep it might happen. has anyone given this a go before?
Feb 19 2013 5:29PM
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Stickity
Posts: 7750 - Karma: 769
no way i'd be able to fall asleep with porn in the background
Feb 19 2013 5:30PM
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baaangthat
Posts: 2245 - Karma: 2,587
nope..i cant sleep when i can hear babies crying
Feb 19 2013 5:31PM
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boo10159
Posts: 270 - Karma: 137
The fuck? Like wet dreams are essential to life and with out them you'll die. Don't worry dude
Feb 19 2013 5:31PM
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Tinga
Posts: 11349 - Karma: 2,333
how old are you?
Feb 19 2013 5:33PM
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nagger
Posts: 1576 - Karma: 882
almost 23
Feb 19 2013 5:34PM
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white+wolf
Posts: 874 - Karma: 492
my uncle used to to this a lot but he hasn't done it as much recently.
Feb 19 2013 5:34PM
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RimJobber
Posts: 3313 - Karma: 10,058
Everyone in my physics lab just looked at me for laughing
Feb 19 2013 5:35PM
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FearlessBlackMan
Posts: 95 - Karma: -2
sounds interesting. I might give it a go myself
Feb 19 2013 5:35PM
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El_Barto.
Posts: 11630 - Karma: 24,465
Busting a nut at night is so great. Hasnt happened in a while though :/
Feb 19 2013 5:36PM
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buttrapinpirate
Posts: 497 - Karma: 225
If you actually did no fap February you just might have one
Feb 19 2013 5:49PM
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Mister.F
Posts: 1206 - Karma: 169
lololol
Feb 19 2013 6:05PM
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Spinoza
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wet dreams suck though
Feb 19 2013 6:08PM
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RockNRollNghtClb
Posts: 2013 - Karma: 2,509
what the fuck is wrong with you
Feb 19 2013 6:12PM
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Lord.Quasimoto
Posts: 958 - Karma: 33
stop jerkin it every 5 minutes and you'll get one
Feb 19 2013 6:15PM
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JakeAssBeatClap
Posts: 6673 - Karma: 2,535
At first i was like "What?"

Then I was like


"BAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHA"
Feb 19 2013 6:16PM
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kebbek
Posts: 408 - Karma: 170
Don't have sex neither masterbate for one year and you'll has your bed full of yours.
Feb 19 2013 6:20PM
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erikK
Posts: 3245 - Karma: 2,325
i'm still like wat
someone explain to my idiot self
Feb 19 2013 6:21PM
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chickenonabun
Posts: 461 - Karma: 285
that guy likes teh baby pronz
Feb 19 2013 6:23PM
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slugworth
Posts: 1247 - Karma: 772
haha!
Feb 19 2013 6:24PM
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JakeAssBeatClap
Posts: 6673 - Karma: 2,535
hahaha DON'T TELL HIM!


let him suffer.
Feb 19 2013 6:27PM
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act.resist
Posts: 8875 - Karma: 513
why would you want to have wet dreams...


why are wet dreams called wet dreams...
Feb 19 2013 6:30PM
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erikK
Posts: 3245 - Karma: 2,325
motherfucker i will drop your fucking karma like the US drops nukes on Japan. don't fucking tempt me kid cause i will fucking do it don't think i won't
Feb 19 2013 6:45PM
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EmperorKuzco
Posts: 6660 - Karma: 254
Are you actually this stupid?
Feb 19 2013 6:48PM
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erikK
Posts: 3245 - Karma: 2,325
are you actually this stupid?
Feb 19 2013 6:50PM
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.frenchy
Posts: 18212 - Karma: 12,257
Almost 13.... Sick thread bro!
Feb 19 2013 6:51PM
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EmperorKuzco
Posts: 6660 - Karma: 254
I'm not the one who still doesn't understand the joke am I?
Feb 19 2013 7:00PM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,267
i'm 20 and i've never had a wet dream. every time i'm about to finish i wake up
Feb 19 2013 7:09PM
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erikK
Posts: 3245 - Karma: 2,325
you got me there
Feb 19 2013 7:11PM
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Dirty_Bit
Posts: 389 - Karma: 38
If ya jerk off, you don't get wet dreams.
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Feb 19 2013 7:37PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51260 - Karma: 157,382
When did wet dreams become so heady?


Go on your quest op. lol



WUT
Feb 19 2013 7:48PM
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K-Dot.
Posts: 3703 - Karma: 7,375
OP must jerk it nightly to never have gotten one
Feb 19 2013 7:49PM
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act.resist
Posts: 8875 - Karma: 513
no, it would only make sense if you are a girl. otherwise its probably playing off of little kids wetting the bed because of dreams. also wet dreams are annoying.

buttfuck it, whatever.
Feb 19 2013 8:48PM
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.frenchy
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Trolling?
Feb 19 2013 8:51PM
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nagger
Posts: 1576 - Karma: 882
no I just have a large coinpurse to house my abundance of sperm
Feb 19 2013 9:00PM
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nagger
Posts: 1576 - Karma: 882
I think she knows.
Feb 19 2013 9:34PM
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BrewskiJr
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Feb 19 2013 9:36PM
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NotGhood
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seriously what the fuck is going on in this thread
Feb 19 2013 9:41PM
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Cotter
Posts: 2546 - Karma: 850
I enjoy this picture. alot
Feb 19 2013 9:53PM
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act.resist
Posts: 8875 - Karma: 513
Semen isn't typically associated with being wet, Gus.
Feb 19 2013 9:57PM
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whoa-dere
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...
Feb 19 2013 9:58PM
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.frenchy
Posts: 18212 - Karma: 12,257
Wut.

In most cases it actually does, semen isn't dry, FYI.
Feb 19 2013 10:02PM
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Rialb
Posts: 565 - Karma: 154
Wait wut.

Also I've never had a wet dream /claim
Feb 19 2013 10:12PM
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GEORGEzimmerman
Posts: 1473 - Karma: 439
she is thinking of the sinlge litle wiggley cell. we are thinking of splooge that we would shoot on her stomach. so its the same thing kinda
Feb 19 2013 10:13PM
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act.resist
Posts: 8875 - Karma: 513
O M G

it obviously has moisture, but not an excessive amount.
Feb 19 2013 10:23PM
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whoa-dere
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do you think it's a mist that sprays out of there?
Feb 19 2013 10:25PM
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.frenchy
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ur rite its liek sand textur
Feb 19 2013 10:26PM
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accualyisdolan
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Wet dreams are annoying
Feb 19 2013 10:27PM
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accualyisdolan
Posts: 3295 - Karma: -192
They feel good but I hate having to get up and take a shower in the middle of the night. Still better than jacking off tho
Feb 19 2013 10:28PM
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.frenchy
Posts: 18212 - Karma: 12,257
Hahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahaahahah

Spit out orange juice LOLOLL, even though you were probably trying to be a dickhead, that's still funny as shit.
Feb 19 2013 10:28PM
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act.resist
Posts: 8875 - Karma: 513
on a scale to wet to not as wet which is more wet?

a) semen

b) vaginal fluid
Feb 19 2013 10:30PM
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