you have obviously never got drunk, grabbed both your nuts and squished them to the top of your dong, took a picture, sent it to everyone you knew and said "call 911, my penis is on upside down again".
Muddy Winter by far with the Medicine behind it. The most recent one that I've enjoyed is when they're in Mammoth with the Digable Planets song
RIP Jack Wade
Gator's Backcountry advice:
-if caught in a slide, dig down as far as you can go and you'll eventually hit china...it's the only hope of survival
-the avalanche danger scale is backwards so that gapers don't track up all the gnar pow, so when it says high, it's actually skier code for low
-you don't need you friends when heading out, screw em, you don't want a bunch of clowns holding you back anyway