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The sea otter: cutest animal of the sea? or serial rapist??

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jbalz
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http://news.discovery.com/animals/the-other-side-of-otters.htm

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Feb 14 2013 4:59PM
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JAHpow
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Both. They're really cute rapists.
Feb 14 2013 5:02PM
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lineskier10
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"Indeed, trauma related to mating was responsible for 11 percent of deaths in fresh southern sea otter carcasses examined between 2000 and 2003"

someone needs to teach these crazy fuckers the meaning of a safe word
Feb 14 2013 5:05PM
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Bateman
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The Sloths. Cutest yet ugliest animal of the tree? Or serial rapist??

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i rest my case.
Feb 14 2013 5:14PM
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Spinoza
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imagine if that fucker could move fast? Darwin knew what he was doing when he invented those things
Feb 14 2013 5:19PM
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CrotchKiller
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Inb4 some pussies start a foundation to start training sea otters on safe sex practices.
Feb 14 2013 5:37PM
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paige.
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In high school we were told that they believe female sea otters are only receptive if they're in pain and almost all females have scarred muzzles a result.

Also something like 75% of orangutan copulations involve the female resisting.
Feb 14 2013 6:25PM
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paige.
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Just googled orangutan rape to try and get a better number. Found sources claiming that 1) orangs will occasionally rape human females 2) female orangutans will be used as prostitutes in brothels. Dear world please don't let either of these be true.
Feb 14 2013 6:29PM
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Mr.Huck
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I knew there was something wrong with that hooker I picked up last night:

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Damn that last shot of Tequilla!
Feb 14 2013 6:38PM
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Spinoza
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they should do this all over the world. it would reduce human rapes and sexual assaults significantly, i would run the classiest orangutan brother around..
Feb 14 2013 6:42PM
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prosnurfer
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Feb 15 2013 9:39PM
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prosnurfer
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Feb 15 2013 9:40PM
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Mr.Sloth
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Hahahahahah
Feb 15 2013 9:51PM
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roddy116
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^ no
Feb 15 2013 11:47PM
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Chief.
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i have idea why i think those sloth pictures i so funny but i lost it
Feb 16 2013 12:58AM
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feihlination
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that otter article was kind of hilarious and disturbing at the same time.

NATURE YOU SCARY
Feb 16 2013 5:43AM
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Tacocat
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Aww, it's so cute! I'd definitely would let it rape me
Feb 16 2013 5:55AM
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Jane6
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I read something a while back about an orangutan being saved from a brothel where it had been held captivated for several years as a sex slave... the world is such a fucked up place, and I dont want any part of it.
Feb 16 2013 7:10AM
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