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Kate Upton Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition

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Mitchell.
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Suprised this hasnt been posted,

here it is for all you Kate Upton fans

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Thoughts?

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Feb 10 2013 12:17AM
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white+wolf
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do you guys have any idea how much more fun she would be to fuck if she gained 20 pounds?
Feb 10 2013 4:26PM
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Toasty.
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Sara Jean Underwood needs to be on that damn cover
Feb 10 2013 4:30PM
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jfxphoto
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This thread is fucked.

Who the hell argues is Kate Upton is good looking or not?
Feb 10 2013 4:32PM
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Mitchell.
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i wonder.. maybe google images will answer this..
Feb 10 2013 4:33PM
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Dwarftosser1
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Never really been a fan, too porky

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there we go....
Feb 10 2013 4:42PM
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ObiWanKablowme
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post up her GQ wet tshirt pics
Feb 10 2013 4:43PM
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galaxia
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heres a fun game. every guy or girl who thinks Kate Upton is too heavy for them, post a picture of yourself in a swimsuit. that. would. be. jokes.
Feb 10 2013 4:49PM
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Ski_the_east01
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this.

I'd still put it in any/every hole
Feb 10 2013 4:58PM
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howlongcanausern
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....tits of gtfo
Feb 10 2013 5:01PM
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Phil-X-
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Not exactly a swim suit but close enough.

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Your turn.




inb4 flaming homosexual
Feb 10 2013 5:06PM
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Elg
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do you even lift?
Feb 10 2013 5:08PM
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Spinoza
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nah shes not that hot. you can walk down the street and see hotter girls every day.
and her boobs are too big
Feb 10 2013 5:12PM
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Phil-X-
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But actually I do not, for some reason I just cant get myself to go to the gym which kinda blows.
Feb 10 2013 5:13PM
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Kid.Kelley
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thats that shit i do like
Feb 10 2013 5:14PM
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Rachy
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Unedited except for the bar to keep me from getting banned.

Not quite a swimsuit, but you get the idea. I climb mountains for fun and for lunch I just had pad thai, an orange and some tea. I eat and I'm active.
Feb 10 2013 5:20PM
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Spinoza
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shits about to get hectic in here.

pm me first plz
Feb 10 2013 5:21PM
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Stickity
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thirdz
Feb 10 2013 5:24PM
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Mitchell.
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seriously though I agree theres a point,

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but I dont think shes there, shes close, but I dont think shes there. Maybe its her figure, not sure
Feb 10 2013 5:24PM
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Mitchell.
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hahah that was fucking fast
Feb 10 2013 5:25PM
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Bonzalo
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This thread just went from shitty everyday boring thread to send me the titty pics please.
Feb 10 2013 5:29PM
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Rachy
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I was trying to stay anonymous, but then I posted that photo of myself in the faces of NS.... so now i don't really care.
Feb 10 2013 5:32PM
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bakedpow
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lol at this thread. thats some quality rachy
Feb 10 2013 5:32PM
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SKI.ING
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Bahahaha the fact is she's on the cover of SI and all you shit talkers aren't. There must be something about her that's right to grace the cover consecutively. All the women talk shit no matter what girl the new hot thing.
Feb 10 2013 5:35PM
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galaxia
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your very good looking. I think thats awesome that you maintain a healthy lifestyle and that you are confident enough to post a picture like that on NS.

However, regardless of how you or other people judge your physique, I think you are in the wrong thinking Upton is overweight by any means. She is a slamming hottie, and I prefer her body type to yours (in the most respectful way possible)
Feb 10 2013 5:36PM
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lineskier10
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so did the guy who took this in his basement rape you before or after the photo shoot? this picture looks like it was shot in a dark basement somewhere by what i hope is not a professional photographer
Feb 10 2013 5:37PM
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galaxia
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yah man, maybe if she stormed around her front yard looking all tuff, she would have a six pack too.

Your in excellent shape, awesome, you totally flipped my argument on me. However, if you think Kate Upton is overweight, your still nuts, and I would be shocked to hear that you have ever bagged a chick as good looking as she.
Feb 10 2013 5:39PM
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Rachy
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i never said she was overweight. I said I prefer fit models.

I also stated I thought it was just as bad that they photoshop 20lbs off her than it is to use a super skinny model. In her SI photos she looks my size but with huge tits. In real life she's 150+ I wouldn't say that's overweight, but I know a lot of females that size that lead very healthy life styles and look very healthy in a swimsuit without retouching.


Yay, we have this great real looking model. Now let's keep her covered up, limit her runway shows, and photoshop the shit out of her to keep people thinking she's "120 -130lbs"
Feb 10 2013 5:40PM
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Mr_Bump
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the blurry pixels around your stomach look weird

other than that, I'm just wondering why anyone would have a picture like that of themself
Feb 10 2013 5:40PM
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bakedpow
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HAHAHA! thats golden.
Feb 10 2013 5:43PM
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.Hugo.
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hahahahaha
Feb 10 2013 5:43PM
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Rachy
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it was a girl, and she was doing a test shoot to figure out settings on her new camera. Pretty much all the photos are off. Helping out a friend.

We also tried to do a shoot in the pool... sadly those were entirely a blur.
Feb 10 2013 5:43PM
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FatWhore
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Look for me in the +size SL Swimsuit Edition
Feb 10 2013 5:44PM
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Stickity
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pm pleez?
Feb 10 2013 5:44PM
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.AR6rider.
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Regardless of how beautiful you think Kate Upton is, she is definitely overweight. Not obese by any measure, or even really "overweight" if you go straight by the books, but she is definitely chunky. What if Mark Wahlberg lost his 6 pack and put on 30 pounds? Would he still have been a Calvin Klein model? Would you think he was sexy or had a good body? The double standard is ridiculous. Show me a male underwear model with a gut. Hell, show me one without a fucking chiseled, muscular body...a regular guy. When's the last time Will Ferrell was shirtless on the front of Men's Health Magazine?
Feb 10 2013 5:45PM
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Rachy
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Sweet fucking jesus.

I don't know if i'm disturbed or entertained. I like the shop of me in the face of NS photo more... but wow. just wow.
Feb 10 2013 5:46PM
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.AR6rider.
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Holy desperation, Batman.
Feb 10 2013 5:46PM
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galaxia
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sorry, I had to assume, considering in my original post, I typed something along the lines of "if you think Upton is overweight, post a picture of yourself", then you posted a picture of yourself.

and you saying you prefer fit models? 100 people polled, How would you describe the girl in this picture. show me fit!....

X

Survey says
98 people - skinny
2 people - Underage.

(i was watching a good amount of family feud this morning)
Feb 10 2013 5:47PM
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.AR6rider.
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Depends on the size of the KFC bucket at the finish line.
Feb 10 2013 5:50PM
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galaxia
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Actually....good point.

That girl does have nice legs, cannot argue that one.

Lol at boner clouding judgement, dude can read me like a book
Feb 10 2013 5:52PM
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Daph
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you need calf muscles to run a mile, which kate upton severely lacks
Feb 10 2013 5:52PM
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Spinoza
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no ulterior motives here. but that girl's body is just about perfect imo.

thats 1/100 so far. im pretty sure there are lot of people thinking the same way right now
Feb 10 2013 5:53PM
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Phil-X-
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-Shirts all wet, will probably get a cold. Cant afford a towel?
-Angry look, mean people are not good to have in your life
-shorts too short, must have been hand me downs
-Cant see a belly button, test tube clone?
2/10. Would not bang.



But in all seriousness you look like a Collab between Mila Kunis x Selena Gomez.
I would date the hell outta you.
Feb 10 2013 5:53PM
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Spinoza
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lol'd
Feb 10 2013 5:54PM
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.Hugo.
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LOL she is nowhere near skinny. She's not fat either, but she's pushing it. Give here a couple years.

Also just like everyone is saying, there is absolutely no way she is fit. To be fit you have to have some tone, she is all flab.

I'm beginning to think you are a fat girl and just trying to make yourself feel better.
Feb 10 2013 5:55PM
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taylornicky
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hahahahhahahahahahahahahahha
Feb 10 2013 6:01PM
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howlongcanausern
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hahahaa yesss was waiting for this post
Feb 10 2013 6:03PM
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galaxia
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lol if you think she is all flab, I cringe to imagine what you think about the slampigs you cake on while trying to get your dick wet at bar time.
Feb 10 2013 6:14PM
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.Rybak.
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Bahahaha Gold!
Feb 10 2013 6:18PM
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Dr_Gonzo
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hahaha best thing I've read for a long time
Feb 10 2013 6:27PM
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galaxia
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your right you could. but if your opinions on Ms Upton are "chunky" and "flabby", then good luck finding girls with acceptable physiques.
Feb 10 2013 6:29PM
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