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GF got a job as a fluffer for porn company

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futurespin
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Congrats to her! She's been trying to get a job in promotions/marketing for awhile now and just today she landed a position at a major porn label. I was hesitant at first because I had heard that porn companies were sleezy, sketchy etc etc but they flew her down yesterday and interviewed her and I guess it went really well. I don't have a lot of details yet but I think she'll be fluffing (promoting) different movies at various distribution centers around the country to get them to agree to sell the upcoming releases. The coolest thing is that as a fluffer she is required to be on set for most of the shoots so hopefully I can score some studio passes to watch the action live! I'll keep you updated when I find out more!
Feb 5 2013 11:23PM
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rareison
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You made a thread about your girlfriend WHO WORKS FOR A PORN COMPANY and you didn't even post a pic? Shame.
Feb 5 2013 11:24PM
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roddy116
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LOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLOOOOOLLLLLLL
Feb 5 2013 11:25PM
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RimJobber
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"Interview"

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Feb 5 2013 11:25PM
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1337
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troll
Feb 5 2013 11:26PM
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roddy116
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i literally just busted a fucking gut crying on the floor laughing.
Feb 5 2013 11:26PM
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BrewskiJr
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Exactly what I came here to post. Sorry dude. You're girlfriend "earned" her job the old fashioned way.
Feb 5 2013 11:26PM
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introvert
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My senses are tingling.


This has got to be a troll thread.
Feb 5 2013 11:26PM
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LIL_WAT
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From Wikipedia: A fluffer is a person employed to keep an adult film star aroused on the set.[1] These duties, which do not necessarily involve touching the actors, are considered part of the makeup department. After setting up the desired angle, the director asks the actors to hold position and calls for the fluffer to "fluff" the actors for the shot. Fluffing could also entail sexual acts such as fellatio or non-penetrative sex.[2]

She sounds like a class act bro...
Feb 5 2013 11:27PM
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roddy116
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seriously though this guy either is trolling or does not know what a fluffer really is.
Feb 5 2013 11:27PM
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*ninja*
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i fuked her hard no worries man
Feb 5 2013 11:27PM
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Bread_Fish
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Dude we need pictures
Feb 5 2013 11:27PM
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SFB
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so what your saying is your girlfriend is gonna be a porn actress
Feb 5 2013 11:28PM
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Kirsakid
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It's funny because a fluffer is a person employed to keep an adult film star aroused on the set.
Feb 5 2013 11:28PM
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1337
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nice copy paste, bro
Feb 5 2013 11:30PM
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Jewschoolers
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first thread you have made in almost 2 years? you think you are sneaky but you are not sneaky
Feb 5 2013 11:31PM
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skitheWest.
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word for word
Feb 5 2013 11:32PM
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whoa-dere
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they banged her
Feb 5 2013 11:32PM
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snowfinder
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This sounds like something I would post.
Feb 5 2013 11:42PM
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Horsefacekillah
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it happened
Feb 5 2013 11:44PM
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Alex_G
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she probably just filmed for "FakeAgent".
Feb 5 2013 11:45PM
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Lucas
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You gave it away at the interview part... 6/10 I've seen better
Feb 5 2013 11:46PM
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Jeebus.
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As you are reading this your girlfriend is getting split in two by a black man who is hung like a moose.
Feb 5 2013 11:47PM
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lineskier10
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durrrr hurrrrrrr
Feb 5 2013 11:48PM
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powderhound100
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HAHAHA
Feb 5 2013 11:48PM
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Jeebus.
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Very much so.
Feb 5 2013 11:49PM
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rudager
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I saw this X-Art video once...

One of the lawyer ladies got a chance to be in a porno and got fucked by the male talent.
Totally unscripted.


If the lawyers have a shot, then no one is safe.
Feb 5 2013 11:54PM
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HWW
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think i'll take a seat right here
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Feb 6 2013 12:04AM
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DERS.
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looooœol
Feb 6 2013 12:08AM
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TACO-DOG.exe
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so wait, your girlfriend is a porn star?
Feb 6 2013 12:08AM
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infedel_one
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Is it just me or isnt a fluffer the girls who keep the dicks hard between scenes?
Feb 6 2013 12:09AM
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crab_pretzel
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hahaha this
Feb 6 2013 12:13AM
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Jblz
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"Can somebody fluff paul over here? he's got a wind sock thing going."
Feb 6 2013 12:17AM
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homestar
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Haha I hope you're trolling for your sake.
Feb 6 2013 12:19AM
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Randy_Quench
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inb4 "trolling haha got you"
Feb 6 2013 12:20AM
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scratchproteen
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how great would it be if he wasn't trolling and NS just supplied him with this news.
Feb 6 2013 12:27AM
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Cudder.
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wassup wassup wassup im in chere
Feb 6 2013 12:28AM
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Doug_Gusworthy
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Legendary troll, or naive boyfriend one of the two...
Feb 6 2013 12:57AM
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Joebin
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Is your gf far right?
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Feb 6 2013 1:06AM
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Stickity
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threads
Feb 6 2013 1:35AM
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Dr.Dro
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BangerBros? Reality Kings? Whats the big name porn company? I am interested.
Feb 6 2013 1:39AM
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Kreech
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Hahaha this is excellent.
Feb 6 2013 1:50AM
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zbphoto
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So much this.
Feb 6 2013 2:13AM
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Steeze_Minister
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Hopefully lol and not troll
Feb 6 2013 2:27AM
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Balto
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1st page I guess
Feb 6 2013 2:31AM
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p-fo
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Hahahaha epic! I sincerely hope OP is not a troll and is in fact just realizing what the fuck is going on.
Feb 6 2013 2:39AM
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Parrish
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This name change makes me so happy on the inside.


Feb 6 2013 2:42AM
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Phil-X-
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In this thread-

OPs gf got a job as a fluffer which he thinks is a promotor




Real life-

OP doesnt have a GF and he knows that a fluffer just blows dudes before scenes and is trying to egg on a response from NS







Troll thread rating- 3/10
would not read again


Feb 6 2013 2:51AM
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sweatshirt
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only the easiest trollable online community (NS) would fall for such a stupid troll
Feb 6 2013 3:01AM
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