Would you rather ski better than anybody else, in every discipline for a few years, then have a career ending injury. Or ski till your an old man, but never attain skills beyond that of an average gaper?
"loose lands keeps that pressure on my kicks
but when i fall i tend to land like a ton of bricks
stand like a man made of concrete and sediment"-P.O.S.
My lovin's smooth like Jon Brogan, just with less afterbang.
R.I.P.- Scotty P. Much love, you are missed.
Sweet lord this one and the diarrhea or placenta one had me rolling on the floor. I'm dying.
Would you rather have pubic hair that rapidly grew up your body like vines and you couldn't shave them, or chronic ingrown pubic hair?
"What you are feeling is a base burn. The toilet bowl cleaner probably has a really high pH , and therefore must be neutralized with an acid that has a really low pH. So basically, you just need to stuff your asshole with the most acidic shit you can find, battery acid, sulfuric acid, nitric acid, whatever you can get your hands on. its gonna be a chemical showdown in your asshole today my friend."