I don't know if I could call the U.S. the greatest nation on earth after visiting Alabama...
RIP Jack Wade
Gator's Backcountry advice:
-if caught in a slide, dig down as far as you can go and you'll eventually hit china...it's the only hope of survival
-the avalanche danger scale is backwards so that gapers don't track up all the gnar pow, so when it says high, it's actually skier code for low
-you don't need you friends when heading out, screw em, you don't want a bunch of clowns holding you back anyway
Alright alright, let me specify, sweetened iced tea and sweet tea are the same. All these rednecks I work with think there's some magic that happens to make it different. If you put sugar in iced tea it equals sweet tea.
"Pouring down hate and discontent like a motherfucker"
This reminds me of something. A while ago one of my uncles got married to a girl from north carolina, wedding was there. So they had like some dinner party or something at this country club, and of course all the butlers and waiters and whatever were black dudes. There was this one guy named Floyd serving stuff.