my school's dining hall sucks. they charge like 50k a year to go there so i should have trained dogs wearing monocles and waistcoats serving me lobster whilst walking on their hind legs and telling dry jokes. instead it's esmerelda yelling at me for taking too much overcooked salmon. god dammit esmerelda i need the protein.- Gator.
Wiley Miller: "Well skiing is kinda like partying, you swerve to and fro, hit shit, and sometimes you fall. You can be hurting the next day and say iíll never do that again, yet a few days later your back at the same stupid antics you were doing."
McPhee I wish you stuck with skiing cause you fucking slayed...
"Fuck those "LMS if you remember this" "LMS if you brush your teeth" "LMS if you want to fingerblast a hippopotamus into submission" FUCK ALL THOSE FUCKING FUCKERS. WE ALL REMEMBER WHAT A FUCKING RING POP IS."-Forcillo
there'd probably be NOTHING more terrifying than facing an army riding moose. They're fucking huge, aggressive, unpredictable and fast. Mount up.- gordie.$