Drink Mixing Challange

Alright, I'm stuck at home, can't go out, and all I got is a ghetto assortment of shit. Usually I'd drink the Maker's MArk straight, but I figured I make a thread of it. So here's what I got:

Maker's Mark bourbon
White rum
Peppermint Schnapps
Vermouth
Banana Creme Liqour
Kahlua
beer
red wine

plus coke, ginger ale, milk, orange and apple juice

-TAK, PPPhD

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''Independence is for the very few; it is a privilege of the strong. And whoever attempts it even with the best right but without inner constraint proves that he is probably not only strong, but also daring to the point of recklessness. He enters into a labyrinth, he multiplies a thousandfold the dangers which life brings with it in any case, not the least of which is that no one can see how and where he loses his way, becomes lonely, and is torn piecemeal by some minotaur of conscience. Supposing one like that comes to grief, this happens so far from the comprehension of men that they neither feel it nor sympathize. And he cannot go back any longer. Nor can he go back to the pity of men.'' -my buddy, Fred

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