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Songs for Voicemail?
Aight im trying to get a song for my voicemail instead of just the normal 'yo its conor leave a message' i wanna to WAnna be a Balla, but everytime i play it back it sounds so shitty, any help to make it better sounding? or any tight songs?
weezerskier: i dont smoke but the kids who do are really good
Park Life Clothing
go watch george carlin, and you will think again about this idea. he is priceless
'If she floats than she is not
A witch like we had thought'
'Like most babies smell like butter
his smell smelled like no other'
'She'll come back as fire, to burn all the liars,
And leave a blanket of ash on the ground.' - Kurt Cobain
^ahahhaahh 'i've seen things you've never seen before, have you ever seen a man taking a shit while running a full speed?'
'got caught with underage drinking and a bong. anyone know what charges i could be facing?' -keukawake
'being a badass, first degree'- Melvs
use the part of the walking into spiderwebs song by No Doubt where it goes
'walking into spiderwebs
leave a message and i'll call you back'
start smoking crack. It'll probably be better for you, and you won't need alcohol anymore - Melvs
i use my editing program to make tight messages, plus to get good quality, use you house phone to record, not you cell.....
My Hardy Boys are killing me... it's no mystery!
*NS Skateboarders Cult*
i just get my 5 year old neighbor just to start talking into the phone and use it as my voice mail.... its pretty fuckin funny
KNUCK IF YOU BUCK BOY
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