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Binding buttsex?

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Wulfty
Posts: 344 - Karma: 1,876
While doing some rails, I managed to get the heel of my binding right up the poop cannon. Not a fun time. Has anyone else here been sodomized by their skis?
Jan 27 2013 9:17PM
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wreck.yoself
Posts: 656 - Karma: 46
fortunately not, guess i'll add that to the bucket list
Jan 27 2013 9:19PM
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JakeBarrett
Posts: 1237 - Karma: 1,843
FKS does not feel good up the anus.
Jan 27 2013 9:19PM
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prunejuice9000+
Posts: 119 - Karma: 54
I got the marker squires not only do they look like dildos they feel like dildos too....i know that feeling bro
Jan 27 2013 9:19PM
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Jewschoolers
Posts: 1785 - Karma: 1,142
i would have to agree. although with a little lube who knows?
Jan 27 2013 9:21PM
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DrZoidberg
Posts: 5674 - Karma: 4,227
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Jan 27 2013 9:21PM
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GuacamoleMane
Posts: 1421 - Karma: 2,013
you have felt a dildo before...?
Jan 27 2013 9:23PM
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prunejuice9000+
Posts: 119 - Karma: 54
hey man dont judge i was 11 and found it in my moms cabinet FYI i didnt like it
Jan 27 2013 9:26PM
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tripnip
Posts: 1882 - Karma: 482
that happen to me a few days ago, it made me quit smoking weed and doing bad things it gave me a taste of what jail would be like.... life changing.
Jan 27 2013 9:26PM
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Bock
Posts: 748 - Karma: 1,652
marker griffons are the worst
Jan 27 2013 9:27PM
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BBD.
Posts: 101 - Karma: 218
cam riley has, you should be friends
Jan 27 2013 9:35PM
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RimJobber
Posts: 3313 - Karma: 10,058
Pretty much popscled myself on my ski tail one time. It wasnt straight vertical, but I felt it in between my cheeks. I took like a couple weeks off after that
Jan 27 2013 9:36PM
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JUP*
Posts: 728 - Karma: 200
Destroyed childhood much?
Jan 27 2013 10:18PM
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Stickity
Posts: 7750 - Karma: 769
on a frontflip
did not enjoy
Jan 27 2013 10:21PM
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yung-lean
Posts: 511 - Karma: 2,447
god bless you.
Jan 27 2013 10:41PM
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WillieFat
Posts: 73 - Karma: 52
I did once. Hurt like a bitch.
Jan 27 2013 10:41PM
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Malcolm
Posts: 15949 - Karma: 9,417
One of the only downfalls with FKS bindings is they'll rape you in the ass
Jan 27 2013 10:42PM
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Dibs
Posts: 496 - Karma: 86
they dont feel too good
Jan 27 2013 10:44PM
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BmoChop
Posts: 2071 - Karma: 96
px12s and backseat landings = torn snowpants and sphincter
Jan 27 2013 10:44PM
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MRSICKNASTYNESS
Posts: 191 - Karma: 88
Just reading this made my ass hurt
Jan 27 2013 11:13PM
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BMillerrr
Posts: 191 - Karma: 300
Luckily no. But if I were to be raped, i'd be more happy if it were done by my own binding rather a human,
Jan 27 2013 11:32PM
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Dmarc
Posts: 1035 - Karma: 83
lol yes overshot a 3 landed backseat and took a griffon up the anus hurt real bad lol
Jan 27 2013 11:37PM
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grapejuice3000+
Posts: 2132 - Karma: 1,985
got one up the bum at ruby the other day and after the initial sting, it was not that bad. probably would try again.
Jan 27 2013 11:38PM
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I.B
Posts: 8137 - Karma: 24,354
More or less this. I don't understand why binding companies putting dildo's on my heels.
Jan 27 2013 11:42PM
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grapejuice3000+
Posts: 2132 - Karma: 1,985
more like youre putting dildos on your heels because you bought the bindings
Jan 27 2013 11:45PM
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The-RZA-Of-Ski
Posts: 252 - Karma: 397
word is bonnd v
Jan 28 2013 12:15AM
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The-RZA-Of-Ski
Posts: 252 - Karma: 397
word is bonnd
Jan 28 2013 12:15AM
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Z-PAULY.
Posts: 559 - Karma: 284
Good lord this. And it's happened many times lately.
Jan 28 2013 12:16AM
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_Garagely_
Posts: 1937 - Karma: 3,181
I am scared shitless of getting binding raped. I've heard people on NS say they've shit themselves due to a binding up their ass.
Jan 28 2013 1:02AM
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bnewbs6
Posts: 1919 - Karma: 1,462
I hate it. I absolutely love my FKS. But sometimes they love me back way to hard.
Jan 28 2013 1:04AM
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Weeezy
Posts: 385 - Karma: 342
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Jan 28 2013 1:09AM
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.Hugo.
Posts: 17360 - Karma: 28,466
Not as bad as jesters
Jan 28 2013 1:15AM
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PepperoniNips
Posts: 176 - Karma: 88
hucked a cliff and landed backseat and was inserted by my axials... fml
Jan 28 2013 1:23AM
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buttrapinpirate
Posts: 497 - Karma: 225
I put powder baskets on my griffons to avoid being violated by them
Jan 28 2013 1:39AM
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buttrapinpirate
Posts: 497 - Karma: 225
I put powder baskets on my griffons to avoid being violated by them
Jan 28 2013 1:39AM
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KillaSteeze
Posts: 3329 - Karma: 351
happened last weekend back to back runs, worst feeling ever
Jan 28 2013 1:58AM
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Posts: 1357 - Karma: 483
for added comfort

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Jan 28 2013 2:00AM
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Stickity
Posts: 7750 - Karma: 769
you won't just be scared shitless if you know what i mean
Jan 28 2013 2:01AM
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SeanB
Posts: 3022 - Karma: 71
I call mine Look Violators.
Jan 28 2013 2:03AM
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zulis
Posts: 513 - Karma: 1,381
Made my day.Where i can buy them? :D
Jan 28 2013 7:39AM
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tdollo
Posts: 3726 - Karma: 17,635
Look px12... Got it near the anus and got me on the right cheek and hit the bone
Jan 28 2013 9:06AM
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Eggbert
Posts: 329 - Karma: 46
this x100
Jan 28 2013 9:47AM
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2_fadez
Posts: 7780 - Karma: 4,180
mmmm, slides right on in
Jan 28 2013 9:58AM
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Heart
Posts: 6156 - Karma: 3,462
how backseat do you guys land...? ive never been hit in the ass with a binding
Jan 28 2013 10:03AM
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SpliffyJ
Posts: 778 - Karma: 565
man i agree with you.. that shit hurts...
Jan 28 2013 10:21AM
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Eggbert
Posts: 329 - Karma: 46
everytime its happened to me ive landed switch, and land way forward, skis eject, we both tumble, then binding up the butt.

ive also been hit in the chin, knee, side, back and stomach. all hurt.
Jan 28 2013 10:38AM
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Stainr
Posts: 1184 - Karma: -1,142
Hahahahha Dis Threadzzz
Jan 28 2013 1:42PM
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coolflash8
Posts: 3171 - Karma: 2,046
ive had the griffins i had last year atempt to take advantage of me, but they missed and bruised my leg.
Jan 28 2013 1:49PM
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FigNewton
Posts: 2454 - Karma: 5,744
yes. I will buy these.
Jan 28 2013 2:22PM
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JIB_WALRUS
Posts: 671 - Karma: 130
Gold
Jan 28 2013 2:57PM
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BlackcountryBill
Posts: 955 - Karma: 576
My name is Will, I'm 24 and I'm a rape victim.

It's happened more than once, different places each time, it's always a surprise and no amount of clenching can stop it.

I don't know if I will ever feel clean again.
Jan 28 2013 3:05PM
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