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Greetings from the future

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schlopy
Posts: 818 - Karma: 7,015
It's really not that cool here. Many of the women decided that Snooki was a good role model and the quality of ladies has decreased substantially. On the bright side, water powered cars are now in full effect. Unfortunately the cost of water has gone up and everyone is drinking chocolate milk instead. To be totally honest I'm not even mad about this new lifestyle. I love chocolate milk.
Jan 27 2013 6:49PM
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MilaKunis
Posts: 1480 - Karma: 3,646
You must knuckle a jump to return to the present.
Jan 27 2013 7:54PM
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Kretzschmar
Posts: 6691 - Karma: 97,873
immediately thought this
Jan 27 2013 7:55PM
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Polar_Beer
Posts: 1514 - Karma: 204
Used to not be a huge fan of you Mr. Schloppy, you have proven me very very wrong. Greeting from the past, it is snowing here.
Jan 27 2013 8:04PM
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One.2
Posts: 674 - Karma: 3,310
Shlopy is now the best active pro on NS
Jan 27 2013 8:06PM
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-emile-
Posts: 6610 - Karma: 8,583
hahahahha wow so much win!

however , not to break the bubble or anything , but technically a 1980 is not a futurespin
Jan 27 2013 8:09PM
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JakeBarrett
Posts: 1237 - Karma: 1,843
LET ME LOVE YOU
Jan 27 2013 8:24PM
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noreasterprod
Posts: 578 - Karma: 606
false claim. you're only in the future if you do a 2160. besides you didn't even land it
Jan 27 2013 9:08PM
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CheddarJack
Posts: 5203 - Karma: 7,380
So am I pro yet in the future?
Jan 27 2013 9:12PM
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Sherm.
Posts: 160 - Karma: 332
The only way back is to switch straight air the entire slopestyle course.
Jan 27 2013 9:52PM
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theschneidler
Posts: 2099 - Karma: 354
let me suck your dick, it's the least I can do
Jan 27 2013 9:54PM
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Puzzled
Posts: 4267 - Karma: 4,448
this this this
Jan 27 2013 11:28PM
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Dwarftosser1
Posts: 2602 - Karma: 951
Do we have a blasian president?
Jan 27 2013 11:31PM
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AGOF
Posts: 2038 - Karma: 3,602
i love this thread
Jan 27 2013 11:33PM
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stupendous-man
Posts: 8637 - Karma: 13,293
The chocolate milk lifestyle is a lifestyle I could get used to.
Jan 27 2013 11:34PM
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Dmarc
Posts: 1035 - Karma: 83
hahahaha this thread is amazing
Jan 27 2013 11:35PM
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hella.sick.skier
Posts: 934 - Karma: 70
1980. future?
Jan 27 2013 11:44PM
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BMillerrr
Posts: 191 - Karma: 300
This is the best thread on NS. And I am now a part of it. And is Schlopy the president in the future or....
Jan 27 2013 11:44PM
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DeRizzo
Posts: 3827 - Karma: 3,483
Is there a ski street course in the future?

Jan 27 2013 11:45PM
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grapejuice3000+
Posts: 2132 - Karma: 1,985
are the x games named after shaun white yet?
Jan 27 2013 11:47PM
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Puns
Posts: 2052 - Karma: 429
I LOVE U
Jan 27 2013 11:47PM
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Daph
Posts: 5978 - Karma: 5,005
To everyone who has been bitching about how NS these days sucks, take a look in the mirror, you're the ones who suck. This has been the best internet weekend ever. Thank you Eric
Jan 27 2013 11:48PM
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Hatsnballs
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Jan 27 2013 11:52PM
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grapejuice3000+
Posts: 2132 - Karma: 1,985
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Jan 27 2013 11:56PM
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No.Quarter
Posts: 5257 - Karma: 16,956
What brand of chocolate milk? this is extremely important
Jan 27 2013 11:56PM
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Plankton
Posts: 3226 - Karma: 6,840
hood for poor, oakhurst for the rich
Jan 28 2013 12:04AM
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AT-AT
Posts: 3281 - Karma: 3,256
Threads
Jan 28 2013 12:29AM
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TotallyTrevor
Posts: 4379 - Karma: 26,359
fuck I love spelling.
Jan 28 2013 12:33AM
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Stickity
Posts: 7750 - Karma: 769
if he's in the future.... how is he posting now?
Jan 28 2013 12:33AM
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ILLinoisance
Posts: 3527 - Karma: 5,398
wut?
Jan 28 2013 12:36AM
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Zone
Posts: 206 - Karma: 322
epic thread is epic
Jan 28 2013 12:37AM
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penguiin
Posts: 1444 - Karma: 561
well played
Jan 28 2013 12:41AM
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SteveStepp
Posts: 9529 - Karma: 20,646
AYO ERIC SCHLOPY IS KILLIN IT RIGHT NOW!!! GREETINGS!!!
Jan 28 2013 12:46AM
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Stickity
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Jan 28 2013 12:48AM
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DeRizzo
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But steve, by your definition that was not a future spin.
Jan 28 2013 12:49AM
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himay5
Posts: 208 - Karma: 174
This is hilarious.
Jan 28 2013 1:55AM
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pow314
Posts: 424 - Karma: 111
Only in skiing can you actually interact with pros. This weekend will go down in ns history.
Jan 28 2013 2:11AM
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Ribss.
Posts: 3442 - Karma: 3,344
This thread and your interview with Schmuck were awesome, props dood.
Jan 28 2013 2:15AM
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J.G.
Posts: 159 - Karma: 81
Golden
Jan 28 2013 2:55AM
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doyle.
Posts: 1624 - Karma: 596
hahah this is awesome
Jan 28 2013 3:07AM
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GrabsForFun
Posts: 1378 - Karma: 396
Awsomeness!
Jan 28 2013 3:22AM
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SkiJay.
Posts: 1550 - Karma: 653
2nd page claim
Jan 28 2013 3:34AM
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Mr_pretzel
Posts: 4616 - Karma: 1,289
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHA
Jan 28 2013 3:39AM
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Bateman
Posts: 8590 - Karma: 8,600
hahaha
Jan 28 2013 3:46AM
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--ski--
Posts: 1670 - Karma: 817
Well done Eric, well done.
Jan 28 2013 4:09AM
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HWW
Posts: 3084 - Karma: 3,436
lol
Jan 28 2013 5:40AM
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yippie
Posts: 268 - Karma: 91
So much win in this thread. haha. Enjoy the future Eric.
Jan 28 2013 6:10AM
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idskithat
Posts: 1314 - Karma: 154
this is RAD
Jan 28 2013 6:31AM
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Mr.Bishop
Posts: 22671 - Karma: 75,830
Epic post within epic thread....

Epiception?

Jan 28 2013 8:57AM
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BigScaryLarry
Posts: 1448 - Karma: 2,732
switch 1980 should send you back to our time. is there no lactose intolerance in the future? if there is what do the people who are lactose intolerant drink?
Jan 28 2013 9:07AM
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Mag
Posts: 8155 - Karma: 14,809
Those pussys are dead.
Jan 28 2013 9:35AM
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