So, here I am yesterday, it's friday, and i'm driving fucking FAST in the parking lot of the college, trying to get the hell out before the traffic. I whip around this corner, and this bombshell in an M3 is coming out from the oppsite side of the access road, and we almost wreck each other.......... anyway, she gets out in front, the exhaust on the M3 growls at me at the stop sign, so i'm making my subaru roar back, just keep her on her toes........ she roasts the tires on the way out, i'm out right behind her, and then the double wide red light. we're stopped next to each other, both cars going insane, and then it goes green. she spins the tires, my AWD smokes her off the line, and we both scream towards the on ramp.......... make the turn onto the highway, keeping this crazy driving shit up the entire time...... soon enough we're both doing 90 in a 65 with no sign of slowing down......... i called a holy shit, and let off, i can't afford a ticket, and she just rips past. fucking out of sight by the time i've slowed down to normal speeds........ fucking blew my mind at the time........
so, after that whole deal, i'm chilling out on a side road, doing about 60, when this fucking jabba the hut pulls out in front of me in a fucking cadilac. i swear to god, you couldn't see through the fucking car, this woman was so fucking fat. so she crawls out in front of me, i slam on the brakes and go squealing around the tank, fucking barely miss the fatass mobile.
what a drive.
~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~
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