my school's dining hall sucks. they charge like 50k a year to go there so i should have trained dogs wearing monocles and waistcoats serving me lobster whilst walking on their hind legs and telling dry jokes. instead it's esmerelda yelling at me for taking too much overcooked salmon. god dammit esmerelda i need the protein.- Gator.
Imagine if your dick was so long you could wear it as a belt. Ive always had this stupid thought that a girl would come up to rub it because it was such a nice belt. Then you would get a boner and it would whip out and slap her.Just a thought. -radtad
I've had literally the exact same thing happen to me hahaha. Landed switch and my music stopped, wasn't sure why... I stop a ways after the jump, start checking my pockets, then my ipod just slides right up to me.
"They will be sure to listen if they find you are a good speaker."