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You know you're a gaper when..

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SFB
Posts: 8895 - Karma: 26,346

1)you are from texas

2)you ski in jeans and you are not max hill

3)wear neon

4) have a camel back on

5) have walkie talkies and are not ski patroll.

6) you bring all your ski gear with you around town when your done skiing.

Jan 26 2013 11:14PM
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zapadelic
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Agree with the first three but.

(4 a camel back is pretty efficient for hiking backcountry easiest way to be drinking and moving especially if you have to traverse out. Although a backpack with one built in would be much better as you have both uses.

Jan 26 2013 11:26PM
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SFB
Posts: 8895 - Karma: 26,346

agreed but if you are on the normal hill you do not need one.

Jan 26 2013 11:39PM
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DIX~
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You wear your goggles backwards when it's dumping out
Jan 26 2013 11:39PM
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.Duncan.
Posts: 1375 - Karma: 459
You do nose butter triples...
Jan 26 2013 11:40PM
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SFB
Posts: 8895 - Karma: 26,346
yeah those are a pretty gaper thing to do.
Jan 26 2013 11:56PM
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ForeverYung
Posts: 8385 - Karma: 2,060
Bobby brown had bright green neon pants tonight.

What a gaper
Jan 27 2013 12:01AM
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Nacho+
Posts: 3748 - Karma: 7,791
haha those hurt my eyes
Jan 27 2013 12:02AM
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JakeBarrett
Posts: 1237 - Karma: 1,843
truest thing ever posted.
Jan 27 2013 12:02AM
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Janky
Posts: 1323 - Karma: -100
couldn't stand those hideous colors

Jan 27 2013 12:02AM
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Ribss.
Posts: 3442 - Karma: 3,344
I see what u did thar, but are you a gaper when you nose butter triple?
Jan 27 2013 12:04AM
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.AR6rider.
Posts: 15976 - Karma: 8,799
lolwrong. Most efficient way to get drunk while skiing. Only a gaper wouldn't know this.
Jan 27 2013 12:09AM
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Vincenzo
Posts: 304 - Karma: 445
"Edollo does a butter triple and you shout out, OMG that helicopter is flying dangerously close to the ground"
Jan 27 2013 12:11AM
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NotGhood
Posts: 2809 - Karma: 1,255
Tom's suit is still worse
Jan 27 2013 12:12AM
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JakeBarrett
Posts: 1237 - Karma: 1,843
when you wear your goggles backwards while its snowing and while you throw the most progressive run in history..
Jan 27 2013 12:17AM
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kungfusteeze
Posts: 700 - Karma: 47
When you're name is Colon_Troll.
Jan 27 2013 6:07AM
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JahLiam
Posts: 2321 - Karma: 7,823
Inb4 colon_trolls clever response, and then you feeling stupid
Jan 27 2013 6:55AM
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JamesEarlRay
Posts: 180 - Karma: -3
Why so much hate on Bobby, bro? Seems like you jump at the opportunity.
Jan 27 2013 7:18AM
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VD.
Posts: 4054 - Karma: 4,564
Agreed, that thing is ugly
Jan 27 2013 8:02AM
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VD.
Posts: 4054 - Karma: 4,564
(sorry on mobile) *Agreed, that thing is ugly. Maybe it's better in person, I don't know.
Jan 27 2013 8:04AM
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T.CORC
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Jan 27 2013 9:43AM
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HamFaceGirl
Posts: 5242 - Karma: 2,679
not really a joke... or hard to see
Jan 27 2013 10:18AM
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whoa-dere
Posts: 10596 - Karma: 7,100
Down town bobby brown!
Jan 27 2013 10:51AM
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FreeVillain
Posts: 747 - Karma: 260
Yeah it wasn't dumping there it was slightly sleeting not enough to really notice
Jan 27 2013 11:32AM
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FreezerKid
Posts: 744 - Karma: 274
nothing wrong with skiing in jeans, as long as cover your boots (i.e boot cut or custom flares)
Jan 27 2013 11:34AM
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Stose
Posts: 7109 - Karma: 4,123
Well on tv it looked like it was dumping
Jan 27 2013 11:55AM
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qeefmasterflex
Posts: 662 - Karma: 1,520
When you drop the camera while filming for x games
Jan 27 2013 1:56PM
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SPUTnik.
Posts: 1487 - Karma: 2,555
henrik is allowed to do anything he wants, especially when  he performs like he did
Jan 27 2013 2:29PM
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Malcolm
Posts: 15949 - Karma: 9,431
When you call twintippers twintippers
Jan 27 2013 2:36PM
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.AR6rider.
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Nah, he's not worth it. I'm satisfied knowing that I can ski switch better than he can ski forward. However, if I'm a gaper, what does that make him?
Jan 27 2013 2:40PM
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bighomieflock
Posts: 2040 - Karma: 2,445
Why is your name colon troll again? Did you lose a bet or something?
Jan 27 2013 2:52PM
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callmeteo
Posts: 367 - Karma: 321
You know you're a gaper when you make another fucking "you know you're a gaper" thread
Jan 27 2013 2:53PM
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SFB
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yeah he is a massive gaper

Jan 27 2013 9:33PM
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