now i know that a few times people on this website can get into a squabble or two every now and then. so i want to see what the best comebacks you've used or you have heard someone use before.
for me i got into it with a dude at a bar, and his girl was getting all up in ma grill so i said:
"if i want any lip from you ill rattle my zipper."
the guy laughed and we went our separate ways as he couldn't fight a guy who just cracked a joke. needless to say the broad wasn't too happy about it.
now you guys.