Once upon a time there was a sad person named Henrik Harlaut. He had the greatest steeze in all the land. Before this henrik skied with a great man named tanner hall, but sadly one day he broke his ankles skiing chads gap. Now he is in desperation searching for another person to ski with. Unfortunately Henrik is being told what to do by the evil owner of first drop, David Lesh. He tells him what to do day in and day out, Henrik shoot speed limit signs, Henrik go party hard. Henrik go fly to Breckenridge in a rickety plane. Henrik go ski park city. Henrik you have to wear ugly first drop, you cannot wear awesome saga. Henrik go do doubles in the dew tour and the x games, you cannot do blunt right side 540’s. It went on and on. One day Henrik Decided that he was fed up and he ran away to Mammoth in hopes to find a new friend to ski with. After a few years went by Henrik came across a great contest called big bear war of the rails sponsored by the true steeze king Phil Casabon. In order to join this contest however, he had to have a real sponsor, not something stupid like first drop. This greatly crushed Henrik and it made him sad. So henrik decided that he had to try to get a sponsorship in whatever way he could, so he made a YouTube video with an age claim and titled it Henrik Harlaut age 15. But it was to no avail because Mr. Bishop shut down the age claim saying that it doesn’t matter how old you are. Well, to Henrik Harlaut’s knowledge he had a fairy Godmother named Steve Stepp, or black Steve. Black Steve told Henrik that he could give him cool new clothing from a legit sponsor so he could compete at big bear war of the rails, but he has to be back by midnight. So Black Steve gave Henrik a sponsor so he could go compete at big bear. When Henrik got to big bear he saw David Lesh so he was told to have a different name and he called himself E-Dollo. Well when Phil Casabon saw Henrik Harlaut slay rails he had to know who he was. He went up to Henrik and asked him his name, he wanted to tell him his real name but he just said E-Dollo. So Phil just called himself B-Dog, so then it would not be weird for Henrik. After the Contest they both skied around the park until it was late out. And then Henrik realized that he had to go because it was 11:59. So henrik ran out but before he went his ski boot fell off. When Phil found the boot he realized that he had to find E-Dollo. So all his friends told him that he had to go find who’s foot fit in the awesome yellow full tilt boot. Somehow David Lesh realized that Henrik was at War Of The Rails, so he locked him up in the First Drop warehouse. Phil was getting really tired of trying to find who fit in the small full tilt boot. His last place to search for was at the First Drop Warehouse. First David Lesh tried on the boot, and then all the other people at the first drop place did. Then Phil Heard Screaming under a bunch of ugly clothing in boxes, so he pulled down the box and Henrik came falling out of the pile of clothes. Henrik said he did not want to put on the boot, but Phil Casabon told Henrik to put the boot on, so he did and it fit perfectly. So they both moved to Mammoth and they created the B and E show. Know Henrik is telling David Lesh what to do, David go get me my skis, David go get me my jacket. And they both lived happily ever after the end.
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