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Schmuck Lap The X

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HWW
Posts: 3084 - Karma: 3,436
PETITION

Newschoolers,
it's that time again.

The infamous X Games are upon us, and we have already seen the great, the one and only, the best of the best - our favourite - Jeff Schmuck getting behind the lens with some of the pros at Aspen, Colorado to bring us the first episode of what we love most: Behind the scenes footage. (Many thanks e.heath!)

Now I am informing you that this petition will surely deliver, but only if you sign it. We want to see Schmuck do one hot lap of the slopestyle course at the 2013 X Games!!

I'm sure he can get it down, even at his honourable age of 32; he has a great physique, the confidence of a dragon crossbred with a hungry pack of lions, the mentality of a kamikaze pilot when he wants it, arguably the best job in the world, and some killer-ass goggles.

Signed
Cpt.Cockneck

25th January 2013
Jan 25 2013 6:24AM
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B.Aussie
Posts: 5851 - Karma: 4,522
Woah this thread blew up overnight.
Jan 25 2013 7:45PM
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penguiin
Posts: 1444 - Karma: 561
signed
Jan 25 2013 7:45PM
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Seth.S
Posts: 630 - Karma: 1,626
sign sign sign
Jan 25 2013 7:48PM
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Flying_Bear
Posts: 99 - Karma: 117
Signed.
Jan 25 2013 7:53PM
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Bozite
Posts: 981 - Karma: 561
sighned.
Jan 25 2013 8:05PM
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I_liketobutter
Posts: 2664 - Karma: 997
signatured
Jan 25 2013 8:06PM
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Ski_The_E
Posts: 1036 - Karma: 944
I see what you did there
Jan 25 2013 8:18PM
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jca
Posts: 4162 - Karma: 6,261
CLearly Mr. Schmuck has a vagina, so I'll just settle for one naked daffy on the big air jump tomorrow night.

Signed, Jeffrey Clarke Amantea
Jan 25 2013 8:20PM
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One.2
Posts: 674 - Karma: 3,310
now that he said no... EHEATH LAP AT THE XGAMES COURSE
Jan 25 2013 8:25PM
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Mr.Sloth
Posts: 5091 - Karma: 13,469
Signed!
-Gato'sCumSlave
Jan 25 2013 8:26PM
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manutdsaol
Posts: 906 - Karma: 56
Signed, get some demos!
Jan 25 2013 8:28PM
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yeahno
Posts: 4008 - Karma: 3,414
Signed.
Jan 25 2013 8:30PM
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SHARKWEAK
Posts: 209 - Karma: 4,079
signed i wanna see this

Jan 25 2013 8:33PM
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Montana_Hoodrat
Posts: 1953 - Karma: 1,481
signed. and threads for video
Jan 25 2013 8:40PM
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SkiTheYeast
Posts: 2310 - Karma: 392
signed
Jan 25 2013 8:57PM
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JWeinstock
Posts: 3439 - Karma: 1,352
signed. make this happen
Jan 25 2013 9:24PM
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Holte
Posts: 10730 - Karma: 7,744
I will hold my breath until I pass out if this doesn't happen.
Signed.
Jan 25 2013 9:27PM
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percs
Posts: 2223 - Karma: 5,777
Signed
Jan 25 2013 9:32PM
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Bundo
Posts: 2197 - Karma: 49
Excuses excuses Schmuck. Save it for the doctors after you take a lap.
Jan 25 2013 10:00PM
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pDails
Posts: 1238 - Karma: 75
count it.
Jan 25 2013 10:01PM
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jjdsteeze
Posts: 2561 - Karma: 4,135
signed
Jan 25 2013 10:08PM
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J-Neal
Posts: 1545 - Karma: 172
signed. #LetSchmuckHuck
Jan 25 2013 10:09PM
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-Robert
Posts: 2000 - Karma: 1,492
I'll sign that
Jan 25 2013 10:15PM
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FLBP
Posts: 1794 - Karma: 310
I bet if we overload xgames twitter with letschmuckhuck it could happen.
Jan 25 2013 10:22PM
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[hamnuts]
Posts: 2356 - Karma: 439
signed
Jan 25 2013 10:33PM
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jordy19
Posts: 2550 - Karma: 427
signed
Jan 25 2013 10:56PM
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SnowMiser
Posts: 801 - Karma: 3,150
Signed fo sho!
Jan 25 2013 11:26PM
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Montana_Hoodrat
Posts: 1953 - Karma: 1,481
LOL

#letschmuckhuck
Jan 26 2013 1:37AM
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DIX~
Posts: 4695 - Karma: 6,502
hahahaha. The best part is this would probably actually work
Jan 26 2013 1:40AM
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E.Brown
Posts: 33 - Karma: 26
signed.
Jan 26 2013 1:55AM
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KLovelace
Posts: 2118 - Karma: 289
these are all reasonable alternatives. I can back this cause... (although I'll admit I was initially skeptical and wouldn't even look at this thread after you tried to solicit my signature through a copy pasta-d private message.) I gave in though and I now fully support this petition thingy.


Jan 26 2013 2:08AM
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Ksteez666
Posts: 227 - Karma: 123
signed
Jan 26 2013 2:10AM
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Jewschoolers
Posts: 1785 - Karma: 1,142
signed
Jan 26 2013 3:34AM
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Bread.
Posts: 769 - Karma: 540
its called a zorb created and made in NZ very very fun!
Jan 26 2013 3:48AM
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legit_ski
Posts: 4 - Karma: 10
signed
Jan 26 2013 3:59AM
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DannyWarley
Posts: 120 - Karma: 433
yup
Jan 26 2013 6:30AM
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d.mcknight
Posts: 778 - Karma: 1,539
signed
Jan 26 2013 7:13AM
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Rosbif
Posts: 2543 - Karma: 930
YES!
Jan 26 2013 7:19AM
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A-Mac.
Posts: 261 - Karma: 71
Signed!
Jan 26 2013 7:20AM
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Juicy-J
Posts: 1900 - Karma: 1,764
Signed
Jan 26 2013 8:12AM
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lostheels
Posts: 371 - Karma: 746
signed
Jan 26 2013 8:30AM
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HoneyBadger
Posts: 998 - Karma: 234
signed
Jan 26 2013 9:07AM
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abominablealec
Posts: 10 - Karma: 61
Signed, this is funny as hell!
Jan 26 2013 9:30AM
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skibeest
Posts: 419 - Karma: 103
Signed
Jan 26 2013 9:35AM
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Mr.Bishop
Posts: 22671 - Karma: 75,830
You're completely leaving out the option of a naked streak bootski down the course.

Jan 26 2013 9:45AM
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nCrow
Posts: 1030 - Karma: 5,845
signed
Jan 26 2013 9:48AM
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BChaps1209
Posts: 1350 - Karma: 2,441
signed for whatever he does
Jan 26 2013 10:51AM
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Nacho+
Posts: 3748 - Karma: 7,791
signed
Jan 26 2013 10:56AM
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gwhitey
Posts: 2249 - Karma: 312
signed, dooo it.
Jan 26 2013 12:00PM
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HeathR
Posts: 4357 - Karma: 1,379
signed

Jan 26 2013 12:03PM
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