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Schmuck Lap The X

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HWW
Posts: 3084 - Karma: 3,436
PETITION

Newschoolers,
it's that time again.

The infamous X Games are upon us, and we have already seen the great, the one and only, the best of the best - our favourite - Jeff Schmuck getting behind the lens with some of the pros at Aspen, Colorado to bring us the first episode of what we love most: Behind the scenes footage. (Many thanks e.heath!)

Now I am informing you that this petition will surely deliver, but only if you sign it. We want to see Schmuck do one hot lap of the slopestyle course at the 2013 X Games!!

I'm sure he can get it down, even at his honourable age of 32; he has a great physique, the confidence of a dragon crossbred with a hungry pack of lions, the mentality of a kamikaze pilot when he wants it, arguably the best job in the world, and some killer-ass goggles.

Signed
Cpt.Cockneck

25th January 2013
Jan 25 2013 6:24AM
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Kgassewitz
Posts: 41 - Karma: 657
signed
Jan 25 2013 9:00AM
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199653
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signed!
Jan 25 2013 9:01AM
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ESB
Posts: 9273 - Karma: 10,647
Signed. And you forgot "the infamous". It's his favorite.
Jan 25 2013 9:04AM
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Blynch2
Posts: 480 - Karma: 1,006
Signed
Jan 25 2013 9:06AM
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chiefbroseph
Posts: 720 - Karma: 522
signed!
Jan 25 2013 9:08AM
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zbphoto
Posts: 7789 - Karma: 12,037
Oh hell yes! Signed!
Jan 25 2013 9:13AM
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J-C
Posts: 1138 - Karma: 3,683
signed
Jan 25 2013 9:15AM
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Huck_Norris
Posts: 11487 - Karma: 18,627
Who wouldn't sign that?!
Jan 25 2013 9:25AM
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Ali.
Posts: 380 - Karma: 68
Signed.
Jan 25 2013 9:26AM
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TheGreen
Posts: 504 - Karma: 41
Let's see that happen! Signed
Jan 25 2013 9:28AM
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katie.
Posts: 2833 - Karma: 874
I join this motion.
Jan 25 2013 9:36AM
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kaminsteez
Posts: 16 - Karma: 23
Signed.
Jan 25 2013 9:37AM
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J_Christoph
Posts: 2519 - Karma: 8,750
Signed!!!
Jan 25 2013 9:44AM
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GaleTheSnail
Posts: 173 - Karma: 92
Signed
Jan 25 2013 9:45AM
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Jakx~
Posts: 653 - Karma: 503
Signature'd
Jan 25 2013 9:47AM
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Mr.Mitten
Posts: 1298 - Karma: 3,582
Signed
Jan 25 2013 9:50AM
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loganimlach
Posts: 5132 - Karma: 14,052
signed
Jan 25 2013 9:53AM
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Monsieur_Patate
Posts: 1393 - Karma: 4,303
Signed!
Jan 25 2013 9:53AM
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jeppenator
Posts: 299 - Karma: 2,681
Great Idea, signed!
Jan 25 2013 9:56AM
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-Otto-
Posts: 456 - Karma: 40

Signed!

Jan 25 2013 9:57AM
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bnewbs6
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Signed.
Jan 25 2013 9:58AM
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GML
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signed
Jan 25 2013 9:58AM
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steezy.stew
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signed
Jan 25 2013 9:59AM
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.Hugo.
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signed
Jan 25 2013 10:03AM
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cornholio
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signed
Jan 25 2013 10:05AM
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Sno.
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signed
Jan 25 2013 10:06AM
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act.resist
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signed
Jan 25 2013 10:11AM
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Pikachu.
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signed
Jan 25 2013 10:19AM
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theblackrod
Posts: 2162 - Karma: 575
signed
Jan 25 2013 10:20AM
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Chinchi
Posts: 1591 - Karma: 4,210
I know that feel bro.
Signed
Jan 25 2013 10:26AM
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Puns
Posts: 2052 - Karma: 429
signed for me and my family (5)
Jan 25 2013 10:31AM
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OhioDreams
Posts: 444 - Karma: 918
Definitely signed!
Jan 25 2013 10:34AM
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1990
Posts: 1787 - Karma: 54
signed
Jan 25 2013 10:38AM
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Steezy_P
Posts: 3069 - Karma: 2,350
Signed! Get it Jeff!
Jan 25 2013 10:39AM
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CheddarJack
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Signed!
Jan 25 2013 10:49AM
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84west
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signed
Jan 25 2013 10:52AM
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BBurt
Posts: 1588 - Karma: 3,779
Sig-nat-ure
Jan 25 2013 10:54AM
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Mr.Huck
Posts: 6096 - Karma: 14,893
Signed. Vid or didn't happen.
Jan 25 2013 10:55AM
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C-Weezy
Posts: 786 - Karma: 50
signed
Jan 25 2013 10:57AM
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schmuck
Posts: 1974 - Karma: 53,159
hahahahaha

Sorry guys, but while I appreciate the love, it's not going to happen, for two reasons...

1) I didn't bring skis with me (since X Games happens at the base and I have no time to do any runs).
2) I would get really, really hurt if I hit the course.



Jan 25 2013 10:57AM
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Jpurd
Posts: 3196 - Karma: 3,554
signed
Jan 25 2013 10:59AM
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schmuck
Posts: 1974 - Karma: 53,159
Oh and ps: You should write articles for us with that kind of formidable use of the English language :)



Jan 25 2013 11:00AM
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HWW
Posts: 3084 - Karma: 3,436
Ok well here are your options then, you have to complete a forfeit now.

1) Followcam e.heath hitting the course
2) Slide down the whole course on a borrowed sled (someone WILL have one)
3) Do your next behind the scenes wearing only underpants and a hat & goggles
Jan 25 2013 11:00AM
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I_Am_Mod
Posts: 13214 - Karma: 3,753
can't get hurt if you do it in a zorb !
Click for larger image

unless of course you're russian ....
Jan 25 2013 11:01AM
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Melvs
Posts: 15174 - Karma: 480
No excuses!

1) I know you have many friends at the event who would love to loan you their skis for a run. I bet someone from this thread would even hook it up.

2) I know you have many friends at the event who would love to hold your hand and help you side-slip down the course ;).
Jan 25 2013 11:01AM
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Ryan.Street
Posts: 444 - Karma: 20
signed
Jan 25 2013 11:02AM
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camstain
Posts: 1124 - Karma: 387
Signed.
Jan 25 2013 11:02AM
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Benj.
Posts: 568 - Karma: 269
Ok then eheat could do a run?
Jan 25 2013 11:03AM
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act.resist
Posts: 8875 - Karma: 513
what is this and where can i get one?
Jan 25 2013 11:04AM
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Gr0mo
Posts: 707 - Karma: 3,663
signed
Jan 25 2013 11:21AM
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