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Things you've pissed on when drunk

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accualyisdolan
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I used to have a bad habit of pissing on random things when I was blackout drunk. Tables trash cans video game piles. I have no clue how I mistook these things for toilets. But what can you do
Jan 25 2013 1:22AM
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Pancake_Fucker
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Say sorry. Or start a shitstorm. Either way you will both entertain me.
Jan 25 2013 2:36AM
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Sno.
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dolan pls.

and to add to your thread...one time in high school we were running from the cops at an outdoor kegger and several of us hid in the ditch. it was pitch dark and this drunk kid gets up, wanders over and starts pissing on me. needless to say it sucked.
Jan 25 2013 2:53AM
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Pancake_Fucker
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If you let him you are legen...wait for it...dary.
Jan 25 2013 2:57AM
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E__
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One time I went to a party with one of my buddies who knew someone who knew another someone who knew another guys cousin, yeah you know what kind of party I'm talking about. Anyway, it was some of the trashiest, cocky, belligerent, selfish people. They ended up stealing some kids wallet and buying a fucking school bus with it just before people started showing up.

So I got pretty drunk and my friends and I were like fuck this, this is terrible so we all just took turns pissing on everyones shows and left. Kind of a stupid thing to do but goddamn these people were dumb, it was the least we could do.
Jan 25 2013 3:22AM
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DANETRON
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Did they really buy a school bus? Props for knowing where to buy a school bus while partying still
Jan 25 2013 3:45AM
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E__
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They had been looking at it like a week prior and it wasn't too far away so they stole some kids money and bought it. Kind of funny but still an asshole move.
Jan 25 2013 3:48AM
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~4EST_B_Skis~
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i pissed in my refrigerator that was loaded with groceries, had to get a new fridge too......
Jan 25 2013 3:52AM
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DANETRON
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The kid have like 3gs on him? Either way douchy but kinda funny
Jan 25 2013 3:54AM
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E__
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Yeah, he was planning on buying a hefty amount of narcotics. He did get his money back too. It was funny but they were all skids and the best looking chick there was around a 6 or so. Waste of time.
Jan 25 2013 3:57AM
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E__
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Hahaha I just remembered a while back my buddy was plastered and took a shit in some kids freezer haha. Fuck we laughed so hard when he came and told us.
Jan 25 2013 3:58AM
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